Nocnec

A silly cat that is crazy

Bro look at that Nocnec

by SqueakyIsEvil March 16, 2023

noneckahedron

the shape of an overweight person who's head appears to connect directly to their shoulders, without any trace of a neck

dude 1 "was that the guy with a double chin?"

dude 2 "hmmm... he was more like a noneckahedron"

dude 1 "ah yeah, that guy!"

by bucketeer 0))) September 19, 2010

Noneckism

The polytheistic religious belief that one day when the sun heavily burnt the necks of our ancestors, disrupting the yin and yang between the sun and the sea, we forever took a vow of hatred towards the evils inflicted by the sun. Now, we cover our necks by pulling our shirts over our mouth, nose, and ears. Additionally, the inside of our shirts, at the top, are lined with blessed cloth, that way we only breathe in sacred air. Uncovering your neck, hence eating and bathing, are to be done in private. Those that practice are referred to as “noneckists”.

“Hey dude, why does Jimmy cover his face like that?”
“I heard he practices noneckism”

by YesPapa47 September 13, 2018

Noncecake

British slang for a Pedophile that beats upon youngens cake (Ass).

"Dad you are such a noncecake!"

by BaronTheNonceCake3000 July 15, 2021

nobneck

a person with an actual penis for a neck.

"OMG,IS YOUR NECK REALLY A WILLY?"
"WHATTA NOBNECK!"

by MOTHAFUCKA123 August 26, 2013

Nonecdote

A brief story that contains little of interest for anyone but the teller. Similar to anecdote, but completely useless without context and references that would take too long to explain and which would be too boring for anyone to care about.

This guy I know told me a nonecdote about some stupid game he used to play because I mentioned Radiohead. Something about a player character named Thom Yorke. Sometimes I wonder why I bother...

by xMercury69x October 22, 2008

noncecoon

A black man who is sexually attracted to children

“Ah man I heard deShawn molested that 14 year old boy. I can’t believe my nigga is a noncecoon”

by Jrealofcov October 13, 2019