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noneckahedron 

the shape of an overweight person who's head appears to connect directly to their shoulders, without any trace of a neck
dude 1 "was that the guy with a double chin?"

dude 2 "hmmm... he was more like a noneckahedron"

dude 1 "ah yeah, that guy!"
noneckahedron by bucketeer 0))) September 19, 2010
The polytheistic religious belief that one day when the sun heavily burnt the necks of our ancestors, disrupting the yin and yang between the sun and the sea, we forever took a vow of hatred towards the evils inflicted by the sun. Now, we cover our necks by pulling our shirts over our mouth, nose, and ears. Additionally, the inside of our shirts, at the top, are lined with blessed cloth, that way we only breathe in sacred air. Uncovering your neck, hence eating and bathing, are to be done in private. Those that practice are referred to as “noneckists”.
“Hey dude, why does Jimmy cover his face like that?”
“I heard he practices noneckism”
Noneckism by YesPapa47 September 13, 2018

Noncecake 

British slang for a Pedophile that beats upon youngens cake (Ass).
"Dad you are such a noncecake!"
a person with an actual penis for a neck.
"OMG,IS YOUR NECK REALLY A WILLY?"
"WHATTA NOBNECK!"
nobneck by MOTHAFUCKA123 August 26, 2013

Nonecdote 

A brief story that contains little of interest for anyone but the teller. Similar to anecdote, but completely useless without context and references that would take too long to explain and which would be too boring for anyone to care about.
This guy I know told me a nonecdote about some stupid game he used to play because I mentioned Radiohead. Something about a player character named Thom Yorke. Sometimes I wonder why I bother...
Nonecdote by xMercury69x October 22, 2008

noncecoon 

A black man who is sexually attracted to children
“Ah man I heard deShawn molested that 14 year old boy. I can’t believe my nigga is a noncecoon”
noncecoon by Jrealofcov October 13, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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