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noneckahedron 

the shape of an overweight person who's head appears to connect directly to their shoulders, without any trace of a neck
dude 1 "was that the guy with a double chin?"

dude 2 "hmmm... he was more like a noneckahedron"

dude 1 "ah yeah, that guy!"
noneckahedron by bucketeer 0))) September 19, 2010
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The polytheistic religious belief that one day when the sun heavily burnt the necks of our ancestors, disrupting the yin and yang between the sun and the sea, we forever took a vow of hatred towards the evils inflicted by the sun. Now, we cover our necks by pulling our shirts over our mouth, nose, and ears. Additionally, the inside of our shirts, at the top, are lined with blessed cloth, that way we only breathe in sacred air. Uncovering your neck, hence eating and bathing, are to be done in private. Those that practice are referred to as “noneckists”.
Hey dude, why does Jimmy cover his face like that?”
I heard he practices noneckism”
Noneckism by YesPapa47 September 13, 2018

nobnockey 

someone who goes by da name of madam rash n cnt spell nob jockey caus he dnt want to admit he is one
nobnockey by Anonymous October 14, 2003