nonechucks 

Da actual number of wood-chucks dat a woodchuck could chuck in reality.

Maybe a woodchuck could do nonechucks with heavy pieces of firewood, but could he swing two sticks connected by a rope or chain?

nonechucks by QuacksO March 24, 2021

Waluigi’s Nunchucks 

A slang term that means nunchucks owned by Waluigi

Cool guy: Hey look it’s Waluigi’s nunchucks
Ugly head moron: Does that mean something inappropriate?
Cool guy: No

Waluigi’s Nunchucks by Goteem ugly head moron August 7, 2018

Nunchucks Special 

A ninja with an IQ of 80 fucking your face and choking you with nunchucks while you swing upside down from a ceiling fan. Duh.

He gave her a Nunchucks Special for her birthday.

Nunchucks Special by CocaineBear October 2, 2021

Hot Karl Nunchucks 

The act of swinging twin shit filled tube socks in circular motions striking your partner or anyone within striking distance.

My roommate drank my last beer so I stole his tube socks and hit him with hot karl nunchucks.

Hot Karl Nunchucks by G-man and KG May 24, 2009

Nunchucks 

How most North Americans spell nunchakus.

White guy: Nunchucks are the sweetest weapon ever!

Japanese guy: Although that's true, try correctly spelling it next time, jackass.

Nunchucks by wcgold January 8, 2005

Nunchucks 

A weapon consisting of two sticks of equal length, generally 12", made of hardwood, rattan or other hard materials, connected by a rope or chain. Origionated in Okinawan, Japan

He can swing his nunchucks fast.

Nunchucks by Dr-Smart December 17, 2004

Human Nunchucks 

When two butt plugs are attached to each other with a chain then are inserted rectally.

Both of you get on your knees next to each other, I'm going to turn you into human nunchucks.

If we can find two butt plugs we could attach them to each other by a chain and turn those girls we met tonight into human nunchucks.

Human Nunchucks by ClapSomeCheeks October 8, 2023