Nobwash
Nobwash is both a collective noun (a nobwash of tories), a proper noun ("My name? Yes. It's Nobwash) and a generally offensive term most suitable for tory lying cunts and self-satisfied tories.
Me, a tory? Of course, I've been following in my father's nobwash footsteps since I was 11, said Sextus Rees-Mogg.
When travelling anywhere outside your home, it's generally easy to spot a nobwash of tories. They smell of self-importance. Well, that smell is in fact nobwash.
"Mr Nobwash. Will you tell viewers how you voted today in the local by-election?"
"Do I need to with a name like mine?"
When travelling anywhere outside your home, it's generally easy to spot a nobwash of tories. They smell of self-importance. Well, that smell is in fact nobwash.
"Mr Nobwash. Will you tell viewers how you voted today in the local by-election?"
"Do I need to with a name like mine?"
Nobwash by Certainly not a tory June 18, 2023
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