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Nobwash is both a collective noun (a nobwash of tories), a proper noun ("My name? Yes. It's Nobwash) and a generally offensive term most suitable for tory lying cunts and self-satisfied tories.
Me, a tory? Of course, I've been following in my father's nobwash footsteps since I was 11, said Sextus Rees-Mogg.

When travelling anywhere outside your home, it's generally easy to spot a nobwash of tories. They smell of self-importance. Well, that smell is in fact nobwash.

"Mr Nobwash. Will you tell viewers how you voted today in the local by-election?"

"Do I need to with a name like mine?"
Nobwash by Certainly not a tory June 18, 2023
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A powerful person that everyone despise in the community
John : that guy who owns game center he did me dry man
Geoff : Yeah man he's a real nobrash
nobrash by horseradish May 13, 2005
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A powerful person that everyone despise's in the community
John : man that guy who owns game center he did me dry!!!
Geoff : yeah man hes a real nobrash
nobrash by horseradish May 13, 2005
Either
a) An unpleasant patch of skin on one's nob
Or
b) An unpleasant person who the experience of spending time with is similar to a severe rash covering one's nob. Someone you can't get rid of easily.
You Nobrash.
Nobrash by Violence_Jack May 26, 2003
an insult used when in a phat stress...
"you actual nob wash! what do u thing ure doin, gay hair!."
nob wash by TOM.L!!!... July 19, 2006
Offensive. Portmanteau of nig-nog + hogwash.

Used to decry outrageous claims or narratives from colored people.
"We wuz kings n shieet. Cleopatra and Caesar were Black. Genghis Khan was Black too"

What a bunch of nogwash.
nogwash by DaPloid4416 December 7, 2024
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