Nobwash is both a collective noun (a nobwash of tories), a proper noun ("My name? Yes. It's Nobwash) and a generally offensive term most suitable for tory lying cunts and self-satisfied tories.
Me, a tory? Of course, I've been following in my father's nobwash footsteps since I was 11, said Sextus Rees-Mogg.
When travelling anywhere outside your home, it's generally easy to spot a nobwash of tories. They smell of self-importance. Well, that smell is in fact nobwash.
"Mr Nobwash. Will you tell viewers how you voted today in the local by-election?"
"Do I need to with a name like mine?"
When travelling anywhere outside your home, it's generally easy to spot a nobwash of tories. They smell of self-importance. Well, that smell is in fact nobwash.
"Mr Nobwash. Will you tell viewers how you voted today in the local by-election?"
"Do I need to with a name like mine?"
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a) An unpleasant patch of skin on one's nob
Or
b) An unpleasant person who the experience of spending time with is similar to a severe rash covering one's nob. Someone you can't get rid of easily.
a) An unpleasant patch of skin on one's nob
Or
b) An unpleasant person who the experience of spending time with is similar to a severe rash covering one's nob. Someone you can't get rid of easily.
You Nobrash.
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Get the nob wash mug.Offensive. Portmanteau of nig-nog + hogwash.
Used to decry outrageous claims or narratives from colored people.
Used to decry outrageous claims or narratives from colored people.
"We wuz kings n shieet. Cleopatra and Caesar were Black. Genghis Khan was Black too"
What a bunch of nogwash.
What a bunch of nogwash.
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