nogwash 

Offensive. Portmanteau of nig-nog + hogwash.

Used to decry outrageous claims or narratives from colored people.

"We wuz kings n shieet. Cleopatra and Caesar were Black. Genghis Khan was Black too"

What a bunch of nogwash.

nogwash by DaPloid4416 December 7, 2024

Nobwash 

Nobwash is both a collective noun (a nobwash of tories), a proper noun ("My name? Yes. It's Nobwash) and a generally offensive term most suitable for tory lying cunts and self-satisfied tories.

Me, a tory? Of course, I've been following in my father's nobwash footsteps since I was 11, said Sextus Rees-Mogg.

When travelling anywhere outside your home, it's generally easy to spot a nobwash of tories. They smell of self-importance. Well, that smell is in fact nobwash.

"Mr Nobwash. Will you tell viewers how you voted today in the local by-election?"

"Do I need to with a name like mine?"

Nobwash by Certainly not a tory June 18, 2023