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nobus jokeyus

Its what the Romans used to call dumb arse people who roam the street these days
You stupid fucking nobus jokeyus you ate your box, err...house
nobus jokeyus by Shoot me baby October 4, 2005
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Stealthus Nobus 

The process during which a certain part of the male anatomy falls out of certain parts of clothing and onto your face
Dan didn’t you perform a Stealthus Nobus on stealth?
Stealthus Nobus by dan stealth lol December 15, 2008

Jigger Nobs

A blatantly obvious spoonerism to describe uninteresting, low-pay, no-skill-required work that is usually of a temporary & unimportant nature.
"I ain't got no skrilla to pay for some reggie. Yo!"

"Just go online and take some Jigger Nobs."

OR:

"I need somebody to sweep up this crap!"

"You'd better find someone else. I don't do Jigger Nobs. Yo!"
Human feces so sticky it cannot be removed from the anus by toilet paper, but rather only via a long thorough douche.
I was late to work due to the unexpected nebus I excreted after breakfast.
Nebus by Glow Worm May 25, 2015
A narcissistic father so determined to show his power over his child that he doesn't care about the physical, emotional or mental well being or said child. Someone who is willing to risk the life of his child to prove he is in charge.
Chase was unfortunately the victim of the ultimate nebus.
nebus by savingchase May 25, 2015
Nebus: "the exact opposite of fatherly instincts. Rather than protecting his child, a Nebus offers his child up to sexual predators and enjoys planning and watching the destruction of his children and their mother(s)"
The Nebus used his child as a means to hurt his former partner, separating the two and driving the mother to desperate actions to protect the child. The Nebus had no conscience or empathy.
Nebus by Lisa.Helen May 26, 2015