Nobsworth

Like a jobsworth but much, much worse.

The twat doing this audit is a nobsworth

by Dicky Miller August 21, 2018

nomworthy

An adjective that describes something that is so delicious or scrumptious that when you eat it you are undeniably going to exclaim "NOM NOM NOM"

Jon-hey mom this meal looks just downright nomworthy!
mom-what does that mea...
Jon-NOM NOM NOM*cleans the whole plate*
mom-okay i see now

by begelboy421 April 22, 2010

Jobsworth

A low ranking official who follows their instructions and procedure to the letter. Often just to piss you off and to make them feel important.

Term derives from the jobsworth mantra "I can't let you do that, it's more than my job's worth".

I'm afraid that all orders must first be placed in writing with the appropriate department before being faxed in triplicate to the following numbers. Once all of the supporting documentation has been received we will then be able to instruct the pre-payment department to advance your application for purchase. etc etc

by Tom Sadler March 2, 2004

Norsworthy Cock Punch

Punching a male's erect penis with the force and intention of driving it into the male's body. Usually performed by a woman under the pretense of sexually servicing said man. The optimal result (from the assaulter's point of view) is the penis telescoping and collapsing into the pelvis.

Dude Michele was blowing me and I said "You're even better than your sister. She got mad and gave me a norsworthy cock punch.... It hurt so bad I cried and threw up and cried some more"

by blondefarmgirl July 30, 2010

Jobsworth

A person in an organisation given to making life difficult for others, in order to increase their own sense of worth within the structure.

(As originally from) "I can't let you go parking there, Sir Brian, it'd be more than my job's worth."

by Michael Strange January 22, 2004

Jobsworth

Someone who's jobs is low ranking and unimportant often a job that the general public dislike, but takes the job overly seriously.

Example: The train guard was a complete jobsworth he checked tickets after every stop

by Thatpersonfromthetrain September 29, 2018

Jobsworth

Someone serious in authority who lives by the rulebook to feel like a big man. They might have been bullied at school or have pill dick.

Some shithouse gave me an £80 fine for pissing in the street. "You'll never take me alive copper". Fucking jobsworth.

by Marc Noble July 19, 2007