Once I became newsworthy I couldn't escape the paparazzi, it was like I had a tin can tied to my tail, they always new exactly where I was.
by Lawrence of Arabia June 24, 2004
Get the newsworthy mug.Punching a male's erect penis with the force and intention of driving it into the male's body. Usually performed by a woman under the pretense of sexually servicing said man. The optimal result (from the assaulter's point of view) is the penis telescoping and collapsing into the pelvis.
Dude Michele was blowing me and I said "You're even better than your sister. She got mad and gave me a norsworthy cock punch.... It hurt so bad I cried and threw up and cried some more"
by blondefarmgirl July 30, 2010
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A Norsworthy is a person who is a sex master. He is quiet if you don't know him, but he is the loudest person in the world when he makes a touchdown in the bedroom. In fact, a Norsworthy's dick is so large, is is likely known as cockzilla!
by IAMAWESOME2 April 23, 2015
Get the Norsworthy mug.The engineer's newly invented xTab, as capable as any tablet on wheels but with the added ability to fold laundry and empty the dishwasher, was indeed newworthy.
by thegarbagecollector December 12, 2012
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by BrazzersBananas June 16, 2015
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