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knobgobbling 

Performing fellatio (oral sex on a man)
"While they're at it, they should add "knobgobbling twatfarmers" as a noun meaning "creatives." "
knobgobbling by David F.D. May 5, 2006

Nobgoblin 

A species of Goblin, of the goblinus herpeaticmus genus. Usually minimalistic in hieght, this creature prays on men's private regions for its own sadistic pleasure. Nobgoblin's are secretive shy creatures by nature, often residing in small cracks and crevices. They appear rarely, only surfacing for food or penis. The creature's face has never been seen, but it is believed to bear resemblance to CJ during a particularily tough boot camp session.
If you dont stop it, ill get my Nobgoblin out on you!
Nobgoblin by ScoutNibblet March 11, 2004

nobgobbler

A person who sucks penis, in a deep throat stylee.
He is a real nobgobbler, he'd suck the sweat off of dead mens balls
nobgobbler by chird September 9, 2003

Dr. Nobgobbler 

A professor of phaggotry, with a PhD in sucking dicks. Born under the name Costas Mourselas, his nickname came from his obsession with biting off penises and proceeding to eating them them during practicals whilst in university. His obsession with penises remains the same to this very day.

Despite this he still remains a highly respected individual in his field.
Dr. Nobgobbler was trying to bite my cock off yesterday after the lecture.

NomGoblin 

Small person, animal, or other being who really enjoys food.
My dog is a real NomGoblin. He'll eat anything and love it!
NomGoblin by bluewheel November 27, 2009

nobbobbing 

When you're receiving oral sex and their head bobs up and down and up and down.

Or a douche bag person who won't shut the fuck up!
I was at this party when this douche fuck wouldn't stop nobbobbing.
nobbobbing by eat my ass! October 5, 2015
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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