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noobling
A young or baby noob. These diminutive creatures tend to hang around in groups, so be careful if you accidentally prise one away from its habitat; its fellow nooblings will come after you shouting a torrent of abuse in Noobish.
Noobling1: phr33 money pl0z
Noobling2: pls gif me phr33 st00f im new 2 dis game!!111
You: No, go away
Noobling1: omg rep0rted!!
Noobling2: racist!
Noobling3: reprorted
Noobling4: ima follow u untilz u gif us fre stufzorz
Noobling2: pls gif me phr33 st00f im new 2 dis game!!111
You: No, go away
Noobling1: omg rep0rted!!
Noobling2: racist!
Noobling3: reprorted
Noobling4: ima follow u untilz u gif us fre stufzorz
noobling by Moist_Sponge December 3, 2010
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NomGoblin • nob goblin • Nod Goblin • Nog Goblin • noobling • NobGobblin • nooblin • Noobling Prime • Little Nooblings • nose goblin
Nobgoblin
A species of Goblin, of the goblinus herpeaticmus genus. Usually minimalistic in hieght, this creature prays on men's private regions for its own sadistic pleasure. Nobgoblin's are secretive shy creatures by nature, often residing in small cracks and crevices. They appear rarely, only surfacing for food or penis. The creature's face has never been seen, but it is believed to bear resemblance to CJ during a particularily tough boot camp session.
Nobgoblin by ScoutNibblet March 11, 2004
Noobling Prime
n. A noob to the point of being a noob where they are ungodly untolerable. Most Noobling Primes use "lol" as punctuation.
"lyk so i went lyke 2 da mall n stuff n wuz liek oh mah gawd i need dis purse lol"
"Jesus Christ! Shut up the fuck up Noobling Prime."
"Jesus Christ! Shut up the fuck up Noobling Prime."
Noobling Prime by Zee September 19, 2005
nooblin
(NOOB-lin) A noob who somewhat looks like a goblin, midget, or gnome and constantly tries to annoy others but always fails horribly.
Nooblin:"I will squirt my sperm all over u!"
People:"haha u forgot u dont hav any sperms little boy"
Nooblin:"NOOOOOOOO"
People:"haha u forgot u dont hav any sperms little boy"
Nooblin:"NOOOOOOOO"
nooblin by The Wordkeeper January 3, 2009
NobGobblin
Did you see how that nobgobblin slurped my pole? Man I nutted all over her face and she hosed it up.
NobGobblin by RebornMethos November 22, 2018
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