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Noahs mom 

The Ultimate Milf or The Milf of all Milfs
Noahs mom is the milf of all milfs
Noahs mom by grapekoolaid June 22, 2021

Noahs dad 

noahs dad ran away because noah is a fat twat and he couldnt afford to pay for his food bills so he jibbed it to another country noahs dad looks like jhonny sinns and his ma looks like gemma colins
Ar you just done a noahs dad
Noahs dad by Noahs dad March 18, 2022

Noahs lost ark

When your having sex with a girl and you can't make her pussy wet therefore your ark won't sail
Jon prayed to god when he couldn't make Kate wet because he's heard about noahs lost ark

Noahs nigs bigs

Noah's Nig's Big's is a a great retarded baseball player.

oh wow that retard is a Noah's Nig's Big's!
woah that guys hitten a "Noahs nigs bigs"
Noahs nigs bigs by Darealniggas April 18, 2023

Noahs Arch 

When your boyfriend wants to lay face down ass up on the bed in order to get their ass ate.
Play on Noah’s arc. When a man wants to arch their back in order to get their ass ate.

Noahs Arch
Noahs Arch by mathen1467 May 1, 2025

gogo.noahs 

The best fanpage ever! Love Noah schnapp and deserves 1 million followers because she is so special! Also she is ver pretty
Person 1: hey do you know gogo.noahs

Person 2: ofc she is my favourite
gogo.noahs by Nohanassssss May 30, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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