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Noahs mom 

The Ultimate Milf or The Milf of all Milfs
Noahs mom is the milf of all milfs
Noahs mom by grapekoolaid June 22, 2021

Noahs dad 

noahs dad ran away because noah is a fat twat and he couldnt afford to pay for his food bills so he jibbed it to another country noahs dad looks like jhonny sinns and his ma looks like gemma colins
Ar you just done a noahs dad
Noahs dad by Noahs dad March 18, 2022

Noahs lost ark

When your having sex with a girl and you can't make her pussy wet therefore your ark won't sail
Jon prayed to god when he couldn't make Kate wet because he's heard about noahs lost ark

Noahs nigs bigs

Noah's Nig's Big's is a a great retarded baseball player.

oh wow that retard is a Noah's Nig's Big's!
woah that guys hitten a "Noahs nigs bigs"
Noahs nigs bigs by Darealniggas April 18, 2023

Noahs Arch 

When your boyfriend wants to lay face down ass up on the bed in order to get their ass ate.
Play on Noah’s arc. When a man wants to arch their back in order to get their ass ate.

Noahs Arch
Noahs Arch by mathen1467 May 1, 2025

gogo.noahs 

The best fanpage ever! Love Noah schnapp and deserves 1 million followers because she is so special! Also she is ver pretty
Person 1: hey do you know gogo.noahs

Person 2: ofc she is my favourite
gogo.noahs by Nohanassssss May 30, 2021
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
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