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When you're not, but the other person is.
"Hey, you're a turd."
"no ur"
no ur by Spazmo September 7, 2003
Words you can keep

no ur a moose 

"NO UR A MOOSE" is a joke within the game Riddle School that pops up when clicked on a picture of a moose.
*clicks on moose photo*
Phil Eggtree: NO UR A MOOSE
no ur a moose by UhmYeahSure April 6, 2021

No Ur face

When somebody insults u and u need a comeback. A common comeback is no ur face.

Created by Pranav, this insult is a top 20.
John: I like playing minecraft.
Pranav: No Ur face
No Ur face by deez my nut February 18, 2022

No Ur face

Definition: No ur face, not my face, ur face.
John: Get rekted boi
Pranav: No ur face
No Ur face by deez my nut February 18, 2022

Ur no go an ava bath 

Off of swetty sketty bitches, describes disagrement when some one says something you dont want to do
Staff: Have you been smokin in your room?
Resident: Ur no go an ava bath

ur continent no straight 

the insult worse than
ur brother a mother
ur granny tranny
ur sister mister
ur mom gay
ur dad lesbian
ur grandpap a trap
ur family transgender
ur country bisexual
Guy 1:ur mom gay
Guy 2:ur dad lesbian
Guy 1:ur family transgender
Guy 2:ur country bisexual
Guy 1:ur continent no straight
Guy 2:*Dies in extreme unstoppable pain*

Ur uncle nick has no dick 

You:ur mom gay
Me an intellectual:Ur uncle nick has no dick
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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