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Used by the lowest of degenerates.

Just means no in a happy/enthusiastic way.
Person 1: You're so fucking stupid LOL

Person 2: NO LOL
NO LOL by GoodMoment20421 November 24, 2020
Words you can keep
no lol means no now stfu😀🦶🤟
friend: have u seen Charli D’Amelios new tiktok!
me: no lol
my fyp: toe pics?🦶😋
no lol by bad bitch hailey🥵 September 13, 2020
The answer when someone asks you if you are their friend. It can also be used for other stupid questions.
Ryann: Aspen, are you my best friend?
Aspen: no lol.

no lol’s 

No lols is a term created in Akron,Ohio. It means you got no laughs. It comes from the term (laugh out loud)
Yo momma so fat when she jumps theres a earthquake🤓”
“Nigga aint get no lol’s😂”
no lol’s by User3318310746827 August 28, 2022
Lol no is a phrase that must be respected, it is for when you disagree with someone and want to win the argument no matter what. Lol no will immediately win any argument placed before you whilst irritating the other party. It may only be used once, or in quick succession to hammer your point in.
lvl 1 crook: oh my god you're actually the worst smash player I've ever seen
lvl 40 boss: lol no
lol no by yes ewan October 8, 2020
A response to a statement that was is incorrect, that it's funny.
Friend~Do you like JJ?
Me~lol no !
lol no by XxZoexX August 10, 2020
Used to reject nooblets, or to answer questions that have no relevance to the situation at hand.

Started by the Clan of Awesome Awesomeness on Gaia, while playing Gaia's MMO zOMG.
Example one-
Nooblet: Can I joinz ur crew?
Fwee: LOL NO.

Example two-
Person one: WHAR IS DA NULL CRYSTAL 4 THIS AREA??
WHAR IS DA NULL CRYSTAL 4 THIS AREA??
WHAR IS DA NULL CRYSTAL 4 THIS AREA??
WHAR IS DA NULL CRYSTAL 4 THIS AREA??
CAN SOME1 TELL ME PLZ???

Fwee: LOL NO.

Random person: STFU AND STOP SPAMMING NOOBLET!!
LOL NO. by MakaFwee March 15, 2010
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