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no head? 

When you girl has said no to a BJ leaving you to say "so no head?"
Girl: I don't want to get down in bed
Guy: So no head?
Girl: Yes sadly no head
no head? by FlamingFart8008 June 8, 2022

No head, no bed 

When your asshole roommate is hooking up with a girl and he cant get past first base and you're just really tryna sleep. Shoot him the text: no head, no bed, bro. And he gets the message.
Filip: hey bro i hear kayla's in your bed
Woody:not gettin to far
Filip: no head, no bed bro, i got a test tomorrow.
Woody: gotchu 15 minutes.
No head, no bed by Noheadnobed November 24, 2013

no head shots

A phrase which is said before a drunk brawl in which no contact is to be made to the head area. Contact to the head after no head shots has been called results in bloody shirts and much laughter.
Jeff called no head shots at least 37 times before he fought Mo and Mo's first hit was a punch to Jeff's nose. Hilarity and stained shirts followed.
no head shots by not jeff rainey December 10, 2008

No head newyear 

No head on newyear
Guy: can I get head
Girl: No
Girl: Its new year

Guy: Oh thats right its No head newyear

No head syndrome 

When one of the bois is lacking towards one another due to a deficiency of head
Wyatt has no head syndrome, he hasn’t head any in years.
No head syndrome by Binger864 May 24, 2022

No head syndrome 

When one of the bois is acting off due to a deficiency in oral sex
Poor Wyatt has no head syndrome, he hasn’t had any in years
No head syndrome by Binger864 May 24, 2022
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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