No fingering February

Similar to no nut November, girls must not finger themselves during the whole month of February. You only get one strike, and you’re done. Oh, and if it is a leap year, you must do the extra day to win No fingering February.

Taylor: Hey are you doing No fingering February?
Olivia: Yeah I’m up for it! I can survive not fingering myself for a whole month!
Ashley: I can’t do this shit! I have a boyfriend!

No fingering February by Not a legend 27 November 8, 2019

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No Fingering February

The practice of abstaining from fingering oneself for the entire month of February. It also prohibits women from seeking self-pleasure through other unconventional means such as sitting on top of a washing machine shaking violently, riding a galloping horse for prolonged periods of time, or the vaginal insertion of inanimate objects that include but are not limited to: lava lamps, Pringles cans, and bobble heads.

Girl 1: Ugh, I just can't seem to get any at all this month.

Girl 2: Why don't you just relieve some of that stress yourself? *winks*

Girl 1: I wish I could, but it's No Fingering February.

No Fingering February by zirak September 9, 2010

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No fingering February

A stupid, retarded, dumb, idiotic, moronic, gay, dyslexic, disabled, unintelligent, foolish, ignorant set of words created by brainless people.

Dumb Girl: Ahh no it’s No Fingering February 😫
Intelligent Man: That bullshit doesn’t exist you hick.

No fingering February by Affectual November 6, 2019

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No Fingering February

No Fingering February is a challenge to not finger yourself to the whole month, doesn't matter if it's the 29th day of February, you can't finger yourself until March 1st, just like No Nut November ended.

But, No Fingering February is like of No Nut November but, it's very different.
The difference between No Nut November and No Fingering February is just masterbation.

Female 1: OH MY GOD IT'S FEBRUARY!! That means I can't finger myself.. oh..

"She tried to not finger herself during No Fingering February but, she did."

No Fingering February by Rui the Lesbian January 5, 2025