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NO Ah will never admit, but

he will never rank up from gaslighter.
NO Ah by Seeruin August 15, 2022

NO-AH GOING THERE! 

A saying used to be a comic way of saying "Don't go there." Invented by two girls who go to NAHS in Naples, Italy back in 2006 while looking at a yearbook picture of a graduate, Noah Going. They thought it was really funny how his name could be turned into a sentence if you said it right. Also, this kid got his ring finger cut off by hopping over a fence with a ring on, and the ring got caught on the fence and tore off his finger!! Due to this story, the saying is often accompanied by pointing with your middle finger, imitating the fact he didn't have a pointer finger.
Mel says to her friend as she tries to steal one of her french fries, "NO-AH GOING THERE!"
Meg in reply, "NO-ah going here?"
Mel, "YEAH! NO-AH GOING ANYWHERE!!"
NO-AH GOING THERE! by Lissa R. M. August 18, 2008

The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt"

The incidence of increasing monthly cell phone charges resulting from daylight savings time ending
The Nokia Effect (n): "NO-key-ah uh-fekt": its dark out at 5pm, my phone is free at night, its dark at night, therefore my phone must be in night time free minute mode at 5pm, not true says my $250 cell bill)

Queen No-teef-ah 

DEFINITIONS:

(1) Any toothless, crazy old bag lady who stumbles down the street yelling at passersby. She specializes in speaking to people no one else can see, sincerely believing all the while that she is completely capable of simultaneously addressing a "parliament" of owls, a "murder" of crows, AND a congress of crocodiles.

(2) By extension, any government official or self-appointed "authority" who says you must do something when they have only some toothless law or ordinance to back up their words. (Better do what I say, or I'll gum you to death!)
EXAMPLES:

(1) We met a crackhead in Cleveland who went by the name "Queen No-teef-ah."

(2) Last time I had a toothache I couldn't see a dentist. I had to get it pulled down at Killer County where they used what looked like the bone from a rat's rib to pry it out my mouth. Had two pulled since then, so now I feel like Queen No-teef-ah.

(3) Durham county has laws on the books requiring that all citizens and businesses recycle -- but seldom if ever are these laws enforced. So, without enforcement, these laws remain toothless, like crazy ol' Queen No-teef-ah. What do they plan to do, gum us to death?
Queen No-teef-ah by Dinkum March 5, 2014

Ah Hell No 

The reaction/saying to when something you know shouldn't happen, does. Used by non-caucasians. wtf Used by caucasians.
"When she hit that motherf... ah hell no, he just ran over my alfalfa patch."
Ah Hell No by Alvin T. December 2, 2004
NOAH IS A ROBOT
hey n o a h the robot
N o a h by Rosemary373527 December 6, 2021
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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