No Mayo
No Mayo by The mac named Jayne November 4, 2008
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no mayo
college sucked yesterday we had to do some work that was a waste of time, it was NO MAYO all the way.
no mayo by Alx potham March 26, 2008
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no mayo • No mayo tuna fish • Extra No Mayo • @ nomayofoyou • no • No u • no homo • No Diddy • No Nut November • no cap
No mayo tuna fish
At the gym today, I changed my mind about riding the excercise bike because the odor coming from the seat smelled like 'no mayo tuna fish'!
No mayo tuna fish by talk2me-JCH2 July 28, 2022
Extra No Mayo
As you are finishing up intercourse or masturbating, instead of cumming inside or on the girl, or in your hand, you get up and walk over to the nearest trash can and proceed to ejaculate into the trash.
"Yes, Lemme get a number one combo with Extra No Mayo" the customer asks. The underpaid fast food employee sighs and rips off his pants, proceeding to furiously jerk off while aiming at the trash can.
Extra No Mayo by ohyeamrkrabs August 26, 2019
@ nomayofoyou
a very pretty person who is very caring a respectful. they are a hisoka lover but that doesn’t change them! we all love mayannaise.
@ nomayofoyou by chesterscandy December 5, 2021
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