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no head? 

When you girl has said no to a BJ leaving you to say "so no head?"
Girl: I don't want to get down in bed
Guy: So no head?
Girl: Yes sadly no head
no head? by FlamingFart8008 June 8, 2022

No head, no bed 

When your asshole roommate is hooking up with a girl and he cant get past first base and you're just really tryna sleep. Shoot him the text: no head, no bed, bro. And he gets the message.
Filip: hey bro i hear kayla's in your bed
Woody:not gettin to far
Filip: no head, no bed bro, i got a test tomorrow.
Woody: gotchu 15 minutes.
No head, no bed by Noheadnobed November 24, 2013

no head shots

A phrase which is said before a drunk brawl in which no contact is to be made to the head area. Contact to the head after no head shots has been called results in bloody shirts and much laughter.
Jeff called no head shots at least 37 times before he fought Mo and Mo's first hit was a punch to Jeff's nose. Hilarity and stained shirts followed.
no head shots by not jeff rainey December 10, 2008

No head newyear 

No head on newyear
Guy: can I get head
Girl: No
Girl: Its new year

Guy: Oh thats right its No head newyear

No head syndrome 

When one of the bois is lacking towards one another due to a deficiency of head
Wyatt has no head syndrome, he hasn’t head any in years.
No head syndrome by Binger864 May 24, 2022

No head syndrome 

When one of the bois is acting off due to a deficiency in oral sex
Poor Wyatt has no head syndrome, he hasn’t had any in years
No head syndrome by Binger864 May 24, 2022
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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