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Nitpat (KNIT-pat)

Noun

1. Word used to describe something that is so utterly vile, disgusting, and or grimey.

2.N-Squared

3.Forbidden sexual experience involving lots and lots of feces and or N-Squared

Verb

1. A type of dirty sexual experience.

2. Grimey activity that will require an acidic shower after participating, followed by a complete bleach down
Stupid Ass 1:"Those teenagers are going to try to nitpat after school. Want to come?"

Smart Guy: "FUCK THAT SHIT!!! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS? ONCE YOU TRY IT, YOU ARE HOOKED FOR LIFE!!! THAT SHIT IS SO DIRTY."

Stupid Ass 2: "Sounds cool. I heard it's like 2 girls 1 cup."

Smart Guy: "2 girls 1 cup is only a fraction of nitpat. It can only begin to describe it."
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"I saw a a dog fucking a dead guy."

"That's almost as fucked up as Nitpat."

"almost....."
Nitpat by ymcaftw September 3, 2010
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NiteAttack 

A less intense version of heart attack where small inconveniences cause one to become more stressed than they should be
John is having a niteattack about how his post On Instagram isn’t getting enough engagement he’s been stressed all day lmaooo

amyl nitrate 

An Amyl Nitrate is a drug which comes in a small brown bottle. Sniff it to get an intense but short lived high. Adds to sexual pleasure. Makes you feel warm all over.
Sniff some Amyl Nitrates before you fuck.
Jaylen took a deep inhalation of Amyl's before sex.
amyl nitrate by Jnas October 23, 2007

Nitrate Gaming 

Basically a childish gaming community that is filled with trolls and script kiddies
Nitrate Gaming is horrible
Nitrate Gaming by No3 Former Member December 30, 2011

animal nitrate 

A song by the britpop band Suede in the 1990's.

Another word for amyl nitrite (mostly known as poppers).
"Like his dad you know that he's had
Animal nitrate in mind
Oh in your council home he jumped on your bones
now you're taking it time after time"

Raw gay sex with poppers.
animal nitrate by Suedey Mickey June 18, 2007

amyl nitrate 

Industrial Leather Cleaner. Available in some shops in small brown bottles, unmarked or sometimes called rush. Smells like crushed ants. Gives a small rush sensation which lasts about 30 second. Lethal if swallowed.
"Do you want the rest of this amyl nitrate?"
amyl nitrate by angertrain August 12, 2008

Hydro-Lithium-Demerol-Amal-Nitrate Uranium Scrupulator 

This high-power laser is used by a CPS (see Carbon Proton Synthesiser) to imprint smiley faces on the protons of Carbon atoms. If this laser is aimed into the night sky, the dot can be seen on the surface of Neptune.
Invented by F.S.E.V
This Carbon Proton Synthesiser is not use without a Hydro-Lithium-Demerol-Amal-Nitrate Uranium Scrupulator, you idiot!
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