Nitpat

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Nitpat (KNIT-pat)

Noun

1. Word used to describe something that is so utterly vile, disgusting, and or grimey.

2.N-Squared

3.Forbidden sexual experience involving lots and lots of feces and or N-Squared

Verb

1. A type of dirty sexual experience.

2. Grimey activity that will require an acidic shower after participating, followed by a complete bleach down

Stupid Ass 1:"Those teenagers are going to try to nitpat after school. Want to come?"

Smart Guy: "FUCK THAT SHIT!!! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS? ONCE YOU TRY IT, YOU ARE HOOKED FOR LIFE!!! THAT SHIT IS SO DIRTY."

Stupid Ass 2: "Sounds cool. I heard it's like 2 girls 1 cup."

Smart Guy: "2 girls 1 cup is only a fraction of nitpat. It can only begin to describe it."
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"I saw a a dog fucking a dead guy."

"That's almost as fucked up as Nitpat."

"almost....."

Nitpat by ymcaftw September 3, 2010

Words you can keep

NiteAttack

A less intense version of heart attack where small inconveniences cause one to become more stressed than they should be

John is having a niteattack about how his post On Instagram isn’t getting enough engagement he’s been stressed all day lmaooo

NiteAttack by A_really_cool_guy May 10, 2020

Related Words

Nitpat • Nitrate Gaming • Natpat • nipatism • NiteAttack • Nitpad • nituation • nityata • amyl nitrate • animal nitrate

amyl nitrate

An Amyl Nitrate is a drug which comes in a small brown bottle. Sniff it to get an intense but short lived high. Adds to sexual pleasure. Makes you feel warm all over.

Sniff some Amyl Nitrates before you fuck.
Jaylen took a deep inhalation of Amyl's before sex.

amyl nitrate by Jnas October 23, 2007

Nitrate Gaming

Basically a childish gaming community that is filled with trolls and script kiddies

Nitrate Gaming is horrible

Nitrate Gaming by No3 Former Member December 30, 2011

animal nitrate

A song by the britpop band Suede in the 1990's.

Another word for amyl nitrite (mostly known as poppers).

"Like his dad you know that he's had
Animal nitrate in mind
Oh in your council home he jumped on your bones
now you're taking it time after time"

Raw gay sex with poppers.

animal nitrate by Suedey Mickey June 18, 2007

amyl nitrate

Industrial Leather Cleaner. Available in some shops in small brown bottles, unmarked or sometimes called rush. Smells like crushed ants. Gives a small rush sensation which lasts about 30 second. Lethal if swallowed.

"Do you want the rest of this amyl nitrate?"

amyl nitrate by angertrain August 12, 2008

Hydro-Lithium-Demerol-Amal-Nitrate Uranium Scrupulator

This high-power laser is used by a CPS (see Carbon Proton Synthesiser) to imprint smiley faces on the protons of Carbon atoms. If this laser is aimed into the night sky, the dot can be seen on the surface of Neptune.
Invented by F.S.E.V

This Carbon Proton Synthesiser is not use without a Hydro-Lithium-Demerol-Amal-Nitrate Uranium Scrupulator, you idiot!

Hydro-Lithium-Demerol-Amal-Nitrate Uranium Scrupulator by Freddie.V February 9, 2005

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026