Nitpad 

A unicellular pink elephant.

Patty took Nitpad for a walk because he was nitishing it down the street.

Nitpad by Dwayne Rock Johnson July 9, 2011

Nitpat 

Nitpat (KNIT-pat)

Noun

1. Word used to describe something that is so utterly vile, disgusting, and or grimey.

2.N-Squared

3.Forbidden sexual experience involving lots and lots of feces and or N-Squared

Verb

1. A type of dirty sexual experience.

2. Grimey activity that will require an acidic shower after participating, followed by a complete bleach down

Stupid Ass 1:"Those teenagers are going to try to nitpat after school. Want to come?"

Smart Guy: "FUCK THAT SHIT!!! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS? ONCE YOU TRY IT, YOU ARE HOOKED FOR LIFE!!! THAT SHIT IS SO DIRTY."

Stupid Ass 2: "Sounds cool. I heard it's like 2 girls 1 cup."

Smart Guy: "2 girls 1 cup is only a fraction of nitpat. It can only begin to describe it."
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"I saw a a dog fucking a dead guy."

"That's almost as fucked up as Nitpat."

"almost....."

Nitpat by ymcaftw September 3, 2010

nitwad 

A name you call someone when they are acting like an idiot.

Jordan stop being a nitwad and put the hammer down before you hurt youself.

nitwad by lilaccatlover May 29, 2017

Nitpidiot 

A nitpicker who nitpicks so banally and without merit that they reveal themselves to be stupid on top of being uptight.

That damn nitpidiot said he hated Star Wars because he thought the sand on Tatooine looked fake. He also thought it had a terrible score and that Darth Vader represented a racial stereotype that was degrading to black people.

Nitpidiot by Jay_Britt September 26, 2021

nipadoo

Nipadoo was Tarzan's word for lots and lots of shit. Jane and Cheeta always understood and obeyed without question.

My beer is almost empty. Nipadoo bitch.

nipadoo by Jim Inman August 25, 2006

Notpadplasplas 

Basically just Notepad++ but with a Filipino accent.

Okay president, have you installed notpadplasplas today?

Notpadplasplas by Collide Those Scope December 28, 2022