Nitpad
A unicellular pink elephant.
Nitpad by Dwayne Rock Johnson July 9, 2011
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Nitpat
Nitpat (KNIT-pat)
Noun
1. Word used to describe something that is so utterly vile, disgusting, and or grimey.
2.N-Squared
3.Forbidden sexual experience involving lots and lots of feces and or N-Squared
Verb
1. A type of dirty sexual experience.
2. Grimey activity that will require an acidic shower after participating, followed by a complete bleach down
Noun
1. Word used to describe something that is so utterly vile, disgusting, and or grimey.
2.N-Squared
3.Forbidden sexual experience involving lots and lots of feces and or N-Squared
Verb
1. A type of dirty sexual experience.
2. Grimey activity that will require an acidic shower after participating, followed by a complete bleach down
Stupid Ass 1:"Those teenagers are going to try to nitpat after school. Want to come?"
Smart Guy: "FUCK THAT SHIT!!! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS? ONCE YOU TRY IT, YOU ARE HOOKED FOR LIFE!!! THAT SHIT IS SO DIRTY."
Stupid Ass 2: "Sounds cool. I heard it's like 2 girls 1 cup."
Smart Guy: "2 girls 1 cup is only a fraction of nitpat. It can only begin to describe it."
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"I saw a a dog fucking a dead guy."
"That's almost as fucked up as Nitpat."
"almost....."
Smart Guy: "FUCK THAT SHIT!!! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT IS? ONCE YOU TRY IT, YOU ARE HOOKED FOR LIFE!!! THAT SHIT IS SO DIRTY."
Stupid Ass 2: "Sounds cool. I heard it's like 2 girls 1 cup."
Smart Guy: "2 girls 1 cup is only a fraction of nitpat. It can only begin to describe it."
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"I saw a a dog fucking a dead guy."
"That's almost as fucked up as Nitpat."
"almost....."
nitwad
nitwad by lilaccatlover May 29, 2017
Nitpidiot
A nitpicker who nitpicks so banally and without merit that they reveal themselves to be stupid on top of being uptight.
That damn nitpidiot said he hated Star Wars because he thought the sand on Tatooine looked fake. He also thought it had a terrible score and that Darth Vader represented a racial stereotype that was degrading to black people.
Notpadplasplas
Notpadplasplas by Collide Those Scope December 28, 2022
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