Nirk 

It is the expression on your face where you have dropped the soap and been butt tagged by someones willy wacker.

"Jim dropped the soap in the prison shower, bent down to retrieve it and got jabbed in the anus by Rick's Dick."

Nirk by Earl July 6, 2003

Nirk 

Used to describe ONLY Mattias "The Nirk" Ojamets as it's one of his birth names. Word basically means that he is a wiesel.

Mattias: Hey bro, what's up?
Indrek: What's up Nirk.

Nirk by ints July 28, 2022

nirked

To be attacked immediately after beginning a Minecraft survival game.

Brandon totally got nirked in that last game!

nirked by TotalSpyGirl October 21, 2015

bick nirke

nick birke's evil twin. his diet consists of smoking cigarettes, drinking soda, smoking bowls, and eating candy. commonly seen pimpin his shit in the golf kart

i wish i could be bick nirke

bick nirke by deacon joe March 30, 2004

Nirkled 

To comepletely rock someone without them even having a chance to think about what just happened.

Dude, i totally just nirkled that boxer... one punch and he was out!

Nirkled by sexah beast May 24, 2011