Nirk

It is the expression on your face where you have dropped the soap and been butt tagged by someones willy wacker.

"Jim dropped the soap in the prison shower, bent down to retrieve it and got jabbed in the anus by Rick's Dick."

by Earl July 6, 2003

nirked

To be attacked immediately after beginning a Minecraft survival game.

Brandon totally got nirked in that last game!

by TotalSpyGirl October 21, 2015

bick nirke

nick birke's evil twin. his diet consists of smoking cigarettes, drinking soda, smoking bowls, and eating candy. commonly seen pimpin his shit in the golf kart

i wish i could be bick nirke

by deacon joe March 30, 2004

Nirk

Used to describe ONLY Mattias "The Nirk" Ojamets as it's one of his birth names. Word basically means that he is a wiesel.

Mattias: Hey bro, what's up?
Indrek: What's up Nirk.

by ints July 28, 2022