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a nirdesh has brown/tanned skin but has european features and is overall european looking. Also has an owen wilson kind of nose, intelligent in studying, slightly naturally athletic, is arrogant beyond belief and is most importantly a drug addict..

nirdesh are douchebags overall, but attractive for some reason.
guy 1: man, are you blazed right now?

nirdesh: dude, we're about to write our math midterm, of course not.

guy 1: you're prob. gonna ace it eh.

nirdesh: uh, yes.
nirdesh by jabawocka8 October 1, 2010
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a nordic/aryan (predominantly norwegian descent) hippie, drug addicted, nazi.

"nir" and "desh" are swedish prefixes and suffixes put together.

swedish descent person who is actually of darker skin and hair due to turning to the dark side. that's why nirdeshs are darth-swedes.
*at party*

girl 1: jesus, who's that brown lookin' hippie. His eyes are more glazed than a fuckin krispy creme donut.

guy 1: motherfuck nirdesh, thats the darkest lookin scandinavian i've seen... still our race though... lord shiva, is that a kilo of coke?

girl 1: he's kinda cute, i'd do him

guy 1: yeah cause you're a slut. we're over.
nirdesh by flobot234 August 17, 2010
Someone who overconsumes the chronic. (AKA one who smokes too much weed)
guy 1: dude, i heard i got a lapdance by a mediocre chick last night!.. but i don't remember it?

guy 2: you're such a nirdesh motherfucker
nirdesh by nigel BOSWELL1 June 16, 2010
1. To do something cool
2. To Dash (desh) near (nir) something.
3. To suddenly let something become funny.
Dude, that guy just nirdeshed by helping that guy up after he fell.

"The pot was about to fall, so Sebastian nirdeshed to it and saved it."

The prof told him to shut up, Travis nirdeshed it by punching HIS FACE!
nirdesh by Nigel Boswell May 6, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026