Nippleshake

The act of greeting someone by gently squeezing (and hence exciting, and possibly putting a smile on) their nipple. Usually followed by a wink. Not recommended for greeting someone of the opposite gender, but results do vary.

Every time I see Billy, he nippleshakes me but I never get the time to do it back because I would lose all my senses for a couple of seconds.

James tried to nippleshake that girl he had a crush on. He thought it would have a similar effect to when I do it to him. He was wrong. Now he has a bruise on his right cheek to tell the story.

by abey-baby April 17, 2010

Nipplecake

1) A nipplecake is a stupid person/poser at life

Stop being a nipplecake.
If you were not such a nipplecake I would like you better.
I never want to see another nipplecake for the rest of my life.
Denny and Katie are nipplecakes.

by sdissy April 1, 2010

nipplecakes

appetising breasts

that bird's got some good nipplecakes on her

by masterofrpg May 14, 2004

nippleshaft

The nippleshaft is the shaft of the nipple, namely the cylindrical circumference of the bud itself. Some nipples have no nippleshaft, while others are clearly defined. Also used as an exclamatory interjection.

Awww nippleshafts! They're sold out of artificial crabmeat!

What? Again!? Fuckin' nippleshafts.

by shrampz March 21, 2017

nippleshoe

the new asshat..... to have a mouth so full of shit that you might actually use the word asshat.

Director Kevin Smith, who popularized the phrase asshat, is a real fucking nippleshoe.

by sanfordthefourth June 15, 2006

NipplesHardBecauseItsColdiosis

The side affect of having your nipples become hard due to the cold

Damn girl are you cold, because you have some severe NipplesHardBecauseItsColdiosis going on

by Perpendicular Cylinder October 19, 2019