nippleshaft

The nippleshaft is the shaft of the nipple, namely the cylindrical circumference of the bud itself. Some nipples have no nippleshaft, while others are clearly defined. Also used as an exclamatory interjection.

Awww nippleshafts! They're sold out of artificial crabmeat!

What? Again!? Fuckin' nippleshafts.

nippleshaft by shrampz March 21, 2017

nippleshit 

a derogatory term for a dumbass bitch

“Baylee, quit being such a fucking nippleshit”

nippleshit by Pinky-a-Ring July 4, 2019

Nipplehat 

An individual who makes absurd and outlandish comments at very inappropriate times, has no sense in a social setting, and who may fuck up an entire situation simply by existing- however they are somehow still considered as a friend by many. They can often be identified in a crowd by spotting their redicious helmet or hat, often topped with a small ball or tuft of fuzz, thus resembling a nipple. The individual may sometimes not be adorn with said headware, in which they are simply referred to then as a “fuckwit” or, more kindly, a “loveable mistake of nature’s discourse”. All in all though, everyone- deep down in their hearts- loves a good ol’ nipplehat.

Guy 1: “Oh Jesus fucking Christ, that weird guy Romen just told that cop to go ‘fuck his pig mother in the mouth’ ! What the fuck is that fuckwit thinking?!”

Guy 2: “Yo man, don’t talk about Romen like that! He’s our group’s nipplehat. Can’t you see the tuft on his hat? It’s a telltale sign.”

Guy 1: “Oh fuck, my bad dude. That makes a lot more sense now.”

Nipplehat by Dvlinhb June 19, 2018

Nippleshake 

The act of greeting someone by gently squeezing (and hence exciting, and possibly putting a smile on) their nipple. Usually followed by a wink. Not recommended for greeting someone of the opposite gender, but results do vary.

Every time I see Billy, he nippleshakes me but I never get the time to do it back because I would lose all my senses for a couple of seconds.

James tried to nippleshake that girl he had a crush on. He thought it would have a similar effect to when I do it to him. He was wrong. Now he has a bruise on his right cheek to tell the story.

Nippleshake by abey-baby April 17, 2010

nippleshot 

An online dating profile pic that is just of a nipple.

Yeah, I totally swiped right on that dude whose third pic was a nippleshot.

nippleshot by Barbiefun November 2, 2017

nippleshit 

adjective; can be used as an insult to someone, usually not regarded as derogatory, but playful.

"Hey, ya little nippleshit, get your ass over here!"

nippleshit by le chat triste July 23, 2003

NipplesHardBecauseItsColdiosis 

The side affect of having your nipples become hard due to the cold

Damn girl are you cold, because you have some severe NipplesHardBecauseItsColdiosis going on

NipplesHardBecauseItsColdiosis by Perpendicular Cylinder October 19, 2019