nippleshaft

The nippleshaft is the shaft of the nipple, namely the cylindrical circumference of the bud itself. Some nipples have no nippleshaft, while others are clearly defined. Also used as an exclamatory interjection.

Awww nippleshafts! They're sold out of artificial crabmeat!

What? Again!? Fuckin' nippleshafts.

nippleshaft by shrampz March 21, 2017

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nippleshit

a derogatory term for a dumbass bitch

“Baylee, quit being such a fucking nippleshit”

nippleshit by Pinky-a-Ring July 4, 2019

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Nipplehat

An individual who makes absurd and outlandish comments at very inappropriate times, has no sense in a social setting, and who may fuck up an entire situation simply by existing- however they are somehow still considered as a friend by many. They can often be identified in a crowd by spotting their redicious helmet or hat, often topped with a small ball or tuft of fuzz, thus resembling a nipple. The individual may sometimes not be adorn with said headware, in which they are simply referred to then as a “fuckwit” or, more kindly, a “loveable mistake of nature’s discourse”. All in all though, everyone- deep down in their hearts- loves a good ol’ nipplehat.

Guy 1: “Oh Jesus fucking Christ, that weird guy Romen just told that cop to go ‘fuck his pig mother in the mouth’ ! What the fuck is that fuckwit thinking?!”

Guy 2: “Yo man, don’t talk about Romen like that! He’s our group’s nipplehat. Can’t you see the tuft on his hat? It’s a telltale sign.”

Guy 1: “Oh fuck, my bad dude. That makes a lot more sense now.”

Nipplehat by Dvlinhb June 19, 2018

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Nippleshake

The act of greeting someone by gently squeezing (and hence exciting, and possibly putting a smile on) their nipple. Usually followed by a wink. Not recommended for greeting someone of the opposite gender, but results do vary.

Every time I see Billy, he nippleshakes me but I never get the time to do it back because I would lose all my senses for a couple of seconds.

James tried to nippleshake that girl he had a crush on. He thought it would have a similar effect to when I do it to him. He was wrong. Now he has a bruise on his right cheek to tell the story.

Nippleshake by abey-baby April 17, 2010