nipplecakes

appetising breasts

that bird's got some good nipplecakes on her

by masterofrpg May 14, 2004

Resident evil retard

any t-virus infected mutant from the resi series (best games in the world-andthe ff's) that eats themselves rather than anyone else.

jill slapped the zomie to death because it wasnt trying to kill her. hey, why waste ammo?

by masterofrpg February 24, 2004

Hard buttage

hardcore anal penatration

phil and lizzie

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

Glynn

An english teacher with a void visa and a full set of tackle.

theres a rather big lump in Glynns trousers.......

by masterofrpg February 26, 2004

nob turban

a crest on tissue adorning one's post-wank helmet

phil:i find kleenex balm is the best nob turban
Jenning's:i prefer bog roll

by masterofrpg May 14, 2004

penis period

blood that appears on the penis, several months after pink sliping

agh: shit, my boyfriend had a penis period last weekend

by masterofrpg March 24, 2004

Penis colada

pina colada but with added cum.

jennings asked for a pina colada, but he didnt realise the waiter was partially deaf.

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004