masterofrpg's definitions

Muff diving

in the dive posistion, insert ones hands inthe vagina, and at the same time shove your head into the muff of the victim

phil and lizzie

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

fruitini

1.a homemade flavoured condom that is prone to splitting

2.a blow job that leaves your cock smelling vaguely of friut

-"when baxendale asked for a friutini, he didnt expect dale to pull down his trousers"

by masterofrpg February 18, 2004

scrotum conquers

playing conquers with the scrotum until ones sac is so sore they give up oruntil it falls off.

phil has no balls after he lost to jennings

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

stickle brick

a particuarlly difficult and uncorfortable shit or occasionaly a anal discharge

sam mckellen; i been having some stickle bricks lately
random 5 yr old boy; shut up! lets make with anal love already!

by masterofrpg May 14, 2004

late hurtle

late ejack

dawes just cant get it on time when he induldges in the art of farmer sutra

by masterofrpg June 25, 2004

nob turban

a crest on tissue adorning one's post-wank helmet

phil:i find kleenex balm is the best nob turban
Jenning's:i prefer bog roll

by masterofrpg May 14, 2004

Gypsy Clit

a nomadic clitorus. never in the same place 2 nights running

charlene lives a caravan (therefore, a gypsy)

by masterofrpg May 14, 2004