masterofrpg's definitions

scrotum conquers

playing conquers with the scrotum until ones sac is so sore they give up oruntil it falls off.

phil has no balls after he lost to jennings

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

Muff diving

in the dive posistion, insert ones hands inthe vagina, and at the same time shove your head into the muff of the victim

phil and lizzie

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004

late hurtle

late ejack

dawes just cant get it on time when he induldges in the art of farmer sutra

by masterofrpg June 25, 2004

stickle brick

a particuarlly difficult and uncorfortable shit or occasionaly a anal discharge

sam mckellen; i been having some stickle bricks lately
random 5 yr old boy; shut up! lets make with anal love already!

by masterofrpg May 14, 2004

nob turban

a crest on tissue adorning one's post-wank helmet

phil:i find kleenex balm is the best nob turban
Jenning's:i prefer bog roll

by masterofrpg May 14, 2004

Glynn

An english teacher with a void visa and a full set of tackle.

theres a rather big lump in Glynns trousers.......

by masterofrpg February 26, 2004

anal-lyses

once you have been analy fucked, you have become anal-lysed

when phil anal-lysed lizzie, she spent hours cleaning up the mess

by masterofrpg March 12, 2004