masterofrpg's definitions

Farmer Sutra

the ancient dutch book on the art of erotic barnyard love

jennings reads this every day

by masterofrpg May 14, 2004

Gypsy Clit

a nomadic clitorus. never in the same place 2 nights running

charlene lives a caravan (therefore, a gypsy)

by masterofrpg May 14, 2004

nipplecakes

appetising breasts

that bird's got some good nipplecakes on her

by masterofrpg May 14, 2004

nob turban

a crest on tissue adorning one's post-wank helmet

phil:i find kleenex balm is the best nob turban
Jenning's:i prefer bog roll

by masterofrpg May 14, 2004

stickle brick

a particuarlly difficult and uncorfortable shit or occasionaly a anal discharge

sam mckellen; i been having some stickle bricks lately
random 5 yr old boy; shut up! lets make with anal love already!

by masterofrpg May 14, 2004

late hurtle

late ejack

dawes just cant get it on time when he induldges in the art of farmer sutra

by masterofrpg June 25, 2004

fruitini (food)

fruit covered in jelly or fooly or juice

mmm. fruitini

by masterofrpg February 18, 2004