Nipple-itis

What happens when your nipples get hard in very cold weather. This happens to men and women. In some cases, nipple-itis can be seen if clothing is tight enough.

It's so cold out, I have nipple-itis.
Did you see Donna's nipple-itis?

by Kip Kooper February 1, 2013

nipplitis

getting so cold your nipples stand on end and poke through your shirt

damn that girl has some major nipplitis! she's needs a thicker bra!

by orli_lvr April 1, 2003

Nippleitis

What happens to your nipples when you go outside in the cold wearing a t-shirt; shriviled up, hard nipples; stiff nipples.

"I got nippleitis so bad right now that my nips are hard enough to cut diamond!"

by Orginox April 19, 2006

Nippleitis

It is a serious allergic reaction to cold weather. When the female nipple becomes, erect.

i have a serious case of nippleitis!

by Leeonz November 27, 2005

nippleitis

A swimmers term for erect nipples.

Bob- "I wonder why jenny had her arms crossed over her cheast today."
Jim- "I dont know, I guess she had nippleitis."

by Cuhdusmeed July 31, 2007

Nipplitis

Swollen erectiveness of the nipple (or nipples) due to physical (or in some cases, mental) stimulation such as; licking, flicking, biting, sucking, freezing, burning (candle wax), piercing, applying anything mentholated, slamming in a door, stretching because you used them to hang heavy objects from, etc. Shredding of one's upper garments, damage to glass and accidental injury to others are common due to the knifelike nature of the affected nipple.

It must be colder than a witch's titt today 'cuz I've seen a shit ton of nipplitis!

by GiggaJen March 10, 2019

nipplelitis

when a persons nipples are erect and won't go away

aw shit! i'm cold, now i've got nipplelitis

by at school May 31, 2006