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nipplitis 

getting so cold your nipples stand on end and poke through your shirt
damn that girl has some major nipplitis! she's needs a thicker bra!
nipplitis by orli_lvr April 1, 2003

Nipplitis 

Swollen erectiveness of the nipple (or nipples) due to physical (or in some cases, mental) stimulation such as; licking, flicking, biting, sucking, freezing, burning (candle wax), piercing, applying anything mentholated, slamming in a door, stretching because you used them to hang heavy objects from, etc. Shredding of one's upper garments, damage to glass and accidental injury to others are common due to the knifelike nature of the affected nipple.
It must be colder than a witch's titt today 'cuz I've seen a shit ton of nipplitis!
Nipplitis by GiggaJen March 10, 2019

Nipplitit 

When you see someone that you don’t know if they are a girl or a boy.they don’t got tits they don’t Got nipples ,they got nipplitits
Dannnggggg look that persons nipplitit

Nipplitis Giganticus Majora 

The mental disorder, in which, psychologically challenged individuals begin tugging on their nipples due to stress of being disease infested, yeasty, smelly, dirty old whores. The tugging increases the size of the nipples, which after years of this affliction, end up looking like earth worms hanging off an aerola.

Example - Rent "Yo Breasts Be Busted Bitch", starring adult film screen actress Martha Hess.
I didn't know what to do when I found out she had Nipplitis Giganticus Majora. I knew she was a crazy bitch, I just didn't know it was due to her herpes, which has caused her great psychological anguish. When I look at her breasts it's like a car accident.... I can't look away. I'm just afraid she's going to slap me around with those stringy ass nipples..... OIIIIII!
Omg, easy!... My nipples are as sensitive as my clitoris!... They are like nippclits!
Nippclits by PinkSafire BlackDiamond February 26, 2012
Half a nipple
Your are such a Niplit!
My Niplit is sore.
Where is my niplit
Niplit by Spatalie18 May 6, 2015
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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