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ninja-fuck by Jordy-Time February 17, 2006
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Ninja-fuck
(Friend A) "did you have fun with John Smith last night?"
(Friend B) "It was alright, but he Ninja-fucked me and im not into that. It was so quiet you could hear crickets!"
(Friend B) "It was alright, but he Ninja-fucked me and im not into that. It was so quiet you could hear crickets!"
Ninja-fuck by BlowholeJoe June 28, 2023
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Ninja Fuck
When you ( a male) is having sex with two other people ( male or female) and you fuck them in the butts back to back. Hence, you see an ASS, you see an ASS, and you went IN, or assassin ( which is a word used to describe a ninja).
Joe Schmoe: Hey bro, I just had a consecutive buttsex with these two smoking hot chicks last night
Douchebag Dan: Duuuuuude! You just had a Ninja Fuck!!!
Joe: Totally gnarly dude!!
Douchebag Dan: Duuuuuude! You just had a Ninja Fuck!!!
Joe: Totally gnarly dude!!
Ninja Fuck by Jdawg96 December 17, 2013
Ninja fucked
To have sex in an extremly fast, violent, but pleasurable (for both parties) event. The idea of "Fucking like a Ninja" is to get in, out, and off, before you can get caught, be it by parents, angry spouses, or even the police, in some rare occasions.
Ninja fucked by Andrew Flanagan March 4, 2006
ninja fucker
Guy who likes to screw chicks violently and fast, like a ninja, sometimes in a public place. The girl is usually someone the "ninja fucker" has just met.
ninja fucker by StinkyTee July 28, 2006
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