ninja minge 

Inserting of objects into the vagina, with the intention of passing the item to another person without their knowledge of the fact that the item had been 'minged'.

I returned this pen to the store, after ninja minging it.
I ninja minged this pen.
This cup smells funny, did you ninja minge it?

ninja minge by Skyfall June 29, 2006

Ninja minge 

A woman sneaking under the radar and by not shaving her genitaler for over week.

Barry, your stubble would be like Velcro on an half shaven Ninja minge.

Ninja minge by Creative stupidity March 10, 2022

minge ninja 

one expert at sneaking up on minges and taking them by surprise, then satisfying them with some tongue aerobics

"that Phil is a Grand Master Minge Ninja, she never knew what licked her until it was all over and she was left a quivering wreck"

minge ninja by Sheepie February 16, 2006

Minge ninja 

In and out before you know it

Aww girl I met a dude he talked the game but he’s in and out before youn know it proper minge ninja did Hess

Minge ninja by Tortoise84 January 19, 2021

Minge ninja 

It all happened so rapidly he was in and out like a ninja

You know that guy I took home hes was swift he was like a minge ninja in and out before I knew it....premature

Minge ninja by Chop81 April 3, 2021

midget ninga 

Someone that cannot spell Midget Ninja...yes its Spelled N I N J A

Whats a Midget Ninga? Oh, Some dummy Spelled Ninja with a G!

midget ninga by Jim Reed June 11, 2006

midget ninga 

He lurks in the shadows.
He stalks through the alleys.
He hides under tables and chairs.
He is...THE MIDGET NINGA.

And he owns the night!

Hardened Criminal #1: Let us rob that old lady crossing the street.

Hardened Criminal #2: Look out! The Midget Ninga is here!

(the Midget Ninga mercilessly kicks their bollocks into next week)

Hardened Criminal #1: Ow! Now we shall be arrested, I suppose!

Hardened Criminal #2: Looks like!

(the police arrive and take them away)

Grateful Citizens: Thank you, Midget Ninga!

midget ninga by Daviddd June 8, 2005