ninja minge

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Inserting of objects into the vagina, with the intention of passing the item to another person without their knowledge of the fact that the item had been 'minged'.

I returned this pen to the store, after ninja minging it.
I ninja minged this pen.
This cup smells funny, did you ninja minge it?

ninja minge by Skyfall June 29, 2006

Words you can keep

Ninja minge

A woman sneaking under the radar and by not shaving her genitaler for over week.

Barry, your stubble would be like Velcro on an half shaven Ninja minge.

Ninja minge by Creative stupidity March 10, 2022

Related Words

ninjaminge • minge ninja • Ninja Fingers • Ninja • ninja'd • ninja turtle • ninja dust • ninja fart • ninja shit • Ninja vanish

minge ninja

one expert at sneaking up on minges and taking them by surprise, then satisfying them with some tongue aerobics

"that Phil is a Grand Master Minge Ninja, she never knew what licked her until it was all over and she was left a quivering wreck"

minge ninja by Sheepie February 16, 2006

Minge ninja

In and out before you know it

Aww girl I met a dude he talked the game but he’s in and out before youn know it proper minge ninja did Hess

Minge ninja by Tortoise84 January 19, 2021

Minge ninja

It all happened so rapidly he was in and out like a ninja

You know that guy I took home hes was swift he was like a minge ninja in and out before I knew it....premature

Minge ninja by Chop81 April 3, 2021

midget ninga

Someone that cannot spell Midget Ninja...yes its Spelled N I N J A

Whats a Midget Ninga? Oh, Some dummy Spelled Ninja with a G!

midget ninga by Jim Reed June 11, 2006

midget ninga

He lurks in the shadows.
He stalks through the alleys.
He hides under tables and chairs.
He is...THE MIDGET NINGA.

And he owns the night!

Hardened Criminal #1: Let us rob that old lady crossing the street.

Hardened Criminal #2: Look out! The Midget Ninga is here!

(the Midget Ninga mercilessly kicks their bollocks into next week)

Hardened Criminal #1: Ow! Now we shall be arrested, I suppose!

Hardened Criminal #2: Looks like!

(the police arrive and take them away)

Grateful Citizens: Thank you, Midget Ninga!

midget ninga by Daviddd June 8, 2005

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026