NinJacked

NinJacked- The act of simultaneously receiving a handy J and being sexually smacked around.... like a ninja......

Teresa: "How was your makeup sex with John?"
Jessica: "great! but I was still kinda angry, so I NinJacked him."

NinJacked by TheJake69 September 14, 2011

ninjacept 

to intercept something with extreme skill, and quite often, by jumping really high

announcer: "...and joe jumps into the air very very high...oh! what a catch, that is the best ninjacept i've ever seen..."

ninjacept by dionyses May 14, 2003

ninjaed 

To stealthily edit published online content after the fact, correcting a mistake - either factual or grammatical in nature - after a commentator has called out said mistake (usually in the comments section) without the original author acknowledging that an error has occurred.

What happened to the part in this article about (erroneous element)? It's totally gone!

Dude, the author ninjaed that part already.

ninjaed by T.Kovacs June 18, 2011

Ninjacide 

The same as suicide but with a ninja instead of a gun, rope, car exhaust...ect.

Purposly picking a fight with a ninja because you have a death wish.

Dan: Hey ninja, what's the matter? wake up on the wrong side of your mother this morning??

<later at Dan's closed casket funeral>
John: So, how did Dan die?
Kate: it was ninjacide...
John: Sweet!

Ninjacide by neversweat May 24, 2006

Ninjacide 

The act of being slaughtered by a band of roaming ninjas armed with only rusty spoons

I'm going to commit ninjacide

Ninjacide by Master Hades November 25, 2009

Ninjackoff

Jacking off or masturbating in a ninja-like manner, often in public places like bathroom stalls or school buses.

You can go in the bathroom there, but be sure to ninjackoff so you won't be noticed

Ninjackoff by Timelinemc March 3, 2011

Ninjagoed 

Rickroll but lego ninjago opening

"lmao you got ninjagoed"

Ninjagoed by BruhIHaveNoIdea April 11, 2021