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When your out in the ends and there’s a man in the middle and you just wanna niksen.
Keep this kid in the middle and let’s niksen’
Niksen by Mason130303 June 7, 2019
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niksen biksen 

Danish people say some retardet things. They use this as another way to deny something. It’s like saying nej, but just a longer version of it.
Bob: Did you fuck my wife?
Lars: Nej
Bob: you’re not very convincing. My wife looks like she got absolutely pounded.
Lars: Niksen Biksen
Bob: You don’t sound more convincing, saying that...
niksen biksen by gayishomo February 1, 2019
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Niksen niksen biksen nissen Niken Nikson nicksen niesen Nihsen Nikend Nikendra

Rasmus nissen 

A man who nuts on men in their sleep.
he is like santa and the easter bonny, every november he cums out, and if you havent put a glass og jizz out for him he will nut in your mouth.
School:
Klaus: why was my mouth so salty this morning?
Asger: did you put jizz out ?
Klaus: no?
Asger: Then Rasmus Nissen nutted in ur mouth
i forgot to give Rasmus Nissen my jizz
Rasmus nissen by Nutdog420 September 26, 2022

Rasmus nissen 

On every November Rasmus Nissen cums out to jizz on men. You have set a fresh glass of jizz on ur night stand or he will jizz in ur mouth, He is like Santa or The easter bonny.

School:
Klaus: why was my mouth so salty this morning?
Asger: did you set a fresh glass of jizz on ur night stand?
Klaus: no why?
Asger: Then Rasmus Nissen came in ur mouth

Klaus: nooooo
Ohh no i forgot to put jizz out for Rasmus Nissen
Rasmus nissen by Nutdog420 September 26, 2022
She's radiant like the sun, glowing with love,confidence & joy. A girl that you would fall in love after you've know how amazing she is. She cares alot about what other people think about her. Niseni is a girl that doesn't show her feelings on her face, she hides every sadness & things that people talk about her behind her back. She is also a caring person that make other people from sad to happy by words & smile,but she doesn't know how to do it to herself. She is unique and all the boys obviously want her. She also loved by everyone!
"Have courage & be kind " said niseni :)
niseni by anonymous February 2, 2021

Nikeninja24566 

A dirty beta male cuck who’s girlfriend sucks big black dick in front of him, he is also morbidly obese and cannot get down the fucking stairs without breaking the entire stair well that fat fuck, he is also a daily visitor of weight watchers, you could cut this guys left nipple off and solve world hunger
Girl 1: whats that rumbling why is the ground shaking
Girl 2:thats an earthquake

Girl 3:thats not an earthquake thats just fucking nikeninja24566 that fat fucking hunk of junk

Girl 4:yeah i heard his man tits are the size of planets and he eats his meals from them
Nikeninja24566 by Dilly5848382 April 5, 2023
Niksey, a feeling, an emotion, a way of life. Generally used for someone who has achieved a legendary status in life.
Here live the Niksey nobles.
Niksey by snakephotographer October 11, 2023
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High School Liquid 

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