nissen: did you hear about bb ug ug monke
KB: yea he raped those kids while saying ug ug monke
nissen: yea famalam
KB: yea he raped those kids while saying ug ug monke
nissen: yea famalam
by Nutdog420 August 22, 2023
A man who nuts on men in their sleep.
he is like santa and the easter bonny, every november he cums out, and if you havent put a glass og jizz out for him he will nut in your mouth.
School:
Klaus: why was my mouth so salty this morning?
Asger: did you put jizz out ?
Klaus: no?
Asger: Then Rasmus Nissen nutted in ur mouth
he is like santa and the easter bonny, every november he cums out, and if you havent put a glass og jizz out for him he will nut in your mouth.
School:
Klaus: why was my mouth so salty this morning?
Asger: did you put jizz out ?
Klaus: no?
Asger: Then Rasmus Nissen nutted in ur mouth
by Nutdog420 September 26, 2022
On every November Rasmus Nissen cums out to jizz on men. You have set a fresh glass of jizz on ur night stand or he will jizz in ur mouth, He is like Santa or The easter bonny.
School:
Klaus: why was my mouth so salty this morning?
Asger: did you set a fresh glass of jizz on ur night stand?
Klaus: no why?
Asger: Then Rasmus Nissen came in ur mouth
Klaus: nooooo
School:
Klaus: why was my mouth so salty this morning?
Asger: did you set a fresh glass of jizz on ur night stand?
Klaus: no why?
Asger: Then Rasmus Nissen came in ur mouth
Klaus: nooooo
by Nutdog420 September 26, 2022
Mr. Beargrove is a urban myth in Denmark, he is lige the boogyman except he just rapes his victims. he rapes kids and kids only. when you hear a faint "ug ug fak monke" in the distant then you know Mr. beargrove is near you and there is no way to escape him
ug ug fak monke
Klaus: ohh no Mr. Beargrove i cummin to rape me
Mr. Beargrove: uggg i rape uggg fak
Klaus: nooooo
Klaus: ohh no Mr. Beargrove i cummin to rape me
Mr. Beargrove: uggg i rape uggg fak
Klaus: nooooo
by Nutdog420 March 08, 2024