To enter a state of complete intoxication far beyond total drunkenness. Usually characterized by a loss of mental and physical function, loud speech, and the need to cool down by the removal of clothing or wetting with cold beverages. Recovery from such a traumatic state usually involves lying comatose in bed with a couple of the individual’s closest friends, followed by intermittent foul smelling crumps while lying on the couch watching TV.

Inspired by an ex member of the DTB.

Example 1
Person #1 - Where you drunk last night.
Person #2 - Is was at 7. By 2 I was completely nijjar'd.

Example 2
Person #1 - Do you have any explanations for the events of last night? It was very disturbing and funny at the same time.
Person #2 - I was nijjar'd man.

nijjar'd by Onlooker October 28, 2004

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Nijay

Nijay is the girl the everybody hate on just because all the boys want her. she also have her ways with a lots of people. Nijay is a smart, pertty and thick. Nijay also have this one bsf and it’s a boy. Nijay never catches feelings but when you date her try to keep her. Everything about her is A1 and all the boys want her.She might trip a lot but she has reasons for that so you will have to deal with it if you really love her. Nijay loves to dance as well.

Nijay is a great person when you get to know her😭

Nijay by Kzainla October 16, 2019

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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