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Fuck GoGuardian (NoGuardian) 

GoGuardian is the worst thing ever. It is spyware because it can block websites that are school appropriate, take screenshots, see your search history, spy on you through a webcam, close your tabs, and track you.

I was tracked on GoGuardian not even by a teacher but by some asshole who is there for students with special needs and I am not one of them.

FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN!
I fucking hate you for tracking me, closing my tabs, spying on me, and doing a bunch of other shit with GoGuardian. Fuck GoGuardian (NoGuardian) is the right way to make your students happy and have a good time in schook

nigwardian 

Can be any race but is also a virgin and also doesn’t give a shit about anything except themselves.
Yoo!! You see that nigwardian right there?!
nigwardian by nutted June 24, 2018

Niggerdian 

Niggerdian - A slang term for a black, and or African American eldian.
Did you see that episode of Attack on Titan where they introduced Onyankopon?
OH YEA!, you mean the Niggerdian right?

T-t-the what?

You know Niggerdian, an Eldian that's black. Niggerdian.

Nigtardia 

A land of retarded Niggers, they all eat KFC on a daily, watermelons, and Kool-Aid. They all have Glock-9's but can't use it due to there overwhelming retardedness. They are all assholes who try to kill each other when someone steals their Kool-Aid's or KFC.
"This fucking kid is from Nigtardia or some shiiiii"
Nigtardia by TheKing_of_Nigtardia January 30, 2025

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026