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Fuck GoGuardian (NoGuardian) 

GoGuardian is the worst thing ever. It is spyware because it can block websites that are school appropriate, take screenshots, see your search history, spy on you through a webcam, close your tabs, and track you.

I was tracked on GoGuardian not even by a teacher but by some asshole who is there for students with special needs and I am not one of them.

FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN! FUCK GOGUARDIAN!
I fucking hate you for tracking me, closing my tabs, spying on me, and doing a bunch of other shit with GoGuardian. Fuck GoGuardian (NoGuardian) is the right way to make your students happy and have a good time in schook

Niggerdian 

Niggerdian - A slang term for a black, and or African American eldian.
Did you see that episode of Attack on Titan where they introduced Onyankopon?
OH YEA!, you mean the Niggerdian right?

T-t-the what?

You know Niggerdian, an Eldian that's black. Niggerdian.

Niglardian 

Dude that guy is a Niglardian
Niglardian by this one guy i met September 18, 2023

Nigtardia 

A land of retarded Niggers, they all eat KFC on a daily, watermelons, and Kool-Aid. They all have Glock-9's but can't use it due to there overwhelming retardedness. They are all assholes who try to kill each other when someone steals their Kool-Aid's or KFC.
"This fucking kid is from Nigtardia or some shiiiii"
Nigtardia by TheKing_of_Nigtardia January 30, 2025
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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