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Night wife 

When you hook up with a chick at a bar and take them home, only to divorce them in the morning.
Joe: Did you hear Steve took home a night wife last night.

Randy: Yeah, I heard he divorced her ass in the morning and didn't even give her cab fare.
Night wife by Ridin at 4:20 July 4, 2009
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I fucked your Wife last night 

An immature and inappropriate response when you lose an online multiplayer game.
Person who won the game: Better luck next time!
Person who lost the game: I fucked your Wife last night.
Person who won the game: Yeah, I'm pretty sure you didn't fuck her.
Person who lost the game: How do you know that?
Person who won the game: Because she was with me yesterday.
Person who lost the game: You fucked her, didn't you?
Person who won the game: Yes, I did and she liked it a lot.
Person who lost the game: Damn it, my cover is blown.

Wife for the Night

A girl that you use for personal pleasures, but only for one night
A "wife for the night" is also known as a one-night stand
Wife for the Night by J Fo October 27, 2008

Nightlife 

1. Someone who lights up your night, in a way that your evening is like a completely different life. Wether good or bad.
2. What most Green Day fans call it, if they even mention it, the worst Green Day song ever (I beg to dream and differ personally). It hails from the album ¡DOS! so don’t expect much. But tbh it has a kickass guitar part, it’s just that it’s the embodiment of why no one else should sing in a Green Day song other than Billie, Mike, or Tre
“She is my nightlife”-some guy idk

“We don’t talk about Nightlife”-Average Green Day fan
Nightlife by AxKunIsHitchinARide November 15, 2022

nightlife crisis 

A state of permanent urge to go out and participate in nightlife events due to the worry of missing out something that others might experience. Affected people keep doing this over several weeks or months. The tragic thing is that these people wont find enough satisfaction for there might always be a greater event taking place somewhere else next weekend.
A: Oh boy, do you really wanna go party again? Last night already blew my mind off.

B: Come on! Youll never know whats gonna be out there waiting for us!

A: Dude you got a serious nightlife crisis. You should reconsider your lifestyle and get some satisfaction elsewhere but party
nightlife crisis by brain fart February 8, 2013

Nightlifestyle 

The lifestyle that someone leads during the hours of 9pm & 5am
Prostitution would be considered a "Nightlifestyle"

nightwine drunk 

when you get so drunk you pee yourself (multiple times) and do the rick flair dance.
dude did you see matt at devils punchbowl chasing badgers? he was nightwine drunk
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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