Niggavision

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Niggavision is a power that only the darkest of darkies have the potential to develop. It is the ability to literally view any weed, cocaine, or cheap malt liquor from a mile away.

Joe: DUDE! you know i hate watching BET! turn that nigger shit off!

Toby: this happens every time im chillin at yo pad dawg! im BLACK WTF how many times i gotta 'splain this shit? *puts down 40oz of steel reserve 211*

~~ All of a sudden a 6"7', dark as night, grade-E nigga bursts through the door smoking a newport and a black & mild at the same time snatches the 40 and dips ~~

Joe: THAT SUN'ABITCH HAD THAT GODDAMNED NIGGAVISION! what in tarrrrnation!? well, hey its alright, we got some real good expensive ale all the way from Belgium in the fridge!

Toby: fuck that man im headed back over to 7/11 for s'more steel

Joe: i swear to god toby ur gonna get that gosh darned niggavision one day too...

Niggavision by BromoDragonFLY December 12, 2009

niggavision

Black television or movies with a black cast.

my favorite niggavision channel is BET!

niggavision by Ricardozor April 3, 2009

Related Words

niggavision • niggervision • niggamission • Niggatilion • Niggavation • jigga vision • night vision • Night Vision Whizzing • ninja vision

niggervision

Niggervison is a much more awesome name for the television channel known as "Black Entertainment", or "B.E.T.".

It's origins are from my awesomeness.

"I love watching the Niggervision channel."

niggervision by PenalMaster August 30, 2005

Niggavation

When you need an improvement from you have dealt with in the past

I need a niggavation asap! These niggavation ain't worth my time no more

Niggavation by Ahvudabby October 1, 2018

niggamission

When a black person knows a white person well enough that s/he will let him use the word "nigga" around him/her. Note that it's always "nigga," never the other way, and if overused niggamission can always be revoked.

"Hey, Tyrone, can I borrow your Strictly 4 My Nnnnnn... uh, that 2Pac CD?" "Oh come on, dog, you know you got niggamission."

niggamission by yellacake January 13, 2009

Niggatilion

The biggest nigga number

There's like a niggatillion bugs out here
Niggatilion-The biggest nigga number

Niggatilion by Zac Cash February 22, 2023

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026