A common delusion afflicting the self-styled "nice girl" (who may be either male or female), which consists of the mistaken belief that he/she is soooo superior to the "great unwashed" masses that he/she is excused from the indignity of being subject to the same natural bodily functions as the rest of us. One specific sense of the word denotes sexual frigidity -- i.e., "nice girls" don't have orgasms; they only submit to sexual intercourse in order to fulfill their duty to God and Country.

The girl acts as though she had a Tastee Freez dispenser up her butt. Pretends the thought of having sex has never entered her mind. Yeah, right, and nice girls shit ice cream.

Nice girls shit ice cream. by Dinkum August 12, 2013

Nice girl slut

An otherwise completely normal and sweet girl who is a bit of a slut when it comes to her sexlife.

Person 1: Wow, do you know that girl Jennifer? I've heard she's dirty in the bedroom!
Person 2: Really?! But doesn't she get really good grades and volunteers at the animal shelter?
Person 1: Yeah, dude. She's a total nice girl slut.

"I want to marry a nice girl slut one day!"

Nice girl slut by CosmicBanana April 26, 2014

Nice Girl

A girl who believes she's the best choice for a girlfriend. She doesn't understand why guys only go for "sluts" or "whores" when she can "cook and clean" and also she's "ugly so it's not like I can ever cheat on you!!!!!!" Nice Girls have self-esteem issues and throw passive-aggressive fits on social media when they get rejected. Nice Girls believe that you can tell whether or not a girl has morals by looking at the size of her butt. Nice Girls are self-centered, jealous girls usually in their teenage years, but some occasionally last up until 30s. Others never grow out of their Nice Girl phase.

Nice Girl: "Ugh, why doesn't Brad notice me?! I'm super cute, obsessively loyal, and all I ever do is read books and play video games! I'm not like other girls, I'm special!!!"
Nice Girl: "Stacy is such a slut. I can't believe Luke turned me down for her! Her butt is so big, she probably doesn't even know how to keep her legs closed. Guys are so stupid."

Nice Girl by A Little Truth Shouldn't Hurt January 16, 2018

Nice Girl

"Nice girls" want to be loved but all they do is scare people away with their manipulative nature

I am being nice to you!Why don't you love me?

Someone:You are such a fucking basic nice girl!

Nice Girl by TeenAg3rPROBLEMS666 September 22, 2017

Nice Girl

A complete bitch who thinks she's better than anyone because she is a "Nice" Girl when in reality she's a horrible human being who tries to get people to pity her into dating her

Nice girl: oh I really like you we should go out.
Guy: sorry i'm already dating someone
Nice girl: OMG like I didn't even like you LOL your just some fat ass loser with a small dick.
Guy: Wtf I'm dating someone

Nice girl: I'm not like the other girls i can cook and clean and I'm not a whore, Fuck you.

Nice Girl by Luna the thot slayer February 27, 2019

Nice Girl

The type of girl who really thinks that thinks the everyone's life is about her. Any thing can be made bad if she needs a troubled life and drama. Most common complaint is that she doesn't have "A Man", however more prefers to complain about it rather than go out with someone. Also the type of person who would look up her name here and only write positive traits about herself.

Nice Girl: WHY CANT I FIND A GUY LIKE THE ONE IN THIS PIC???
Guy in the pic: Hey ;)
Nice Girl: No
Guy in the pic: I'm literally the guy in the pic.

Nice Girl by Skeleturtle April 28, 2019

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026