A girl who believes she's the best choice for a girlfriend. She doesn't understand why guys only go for "sluts" or "whores" when she can "cook and clean" and also she's "ugly so it's not like I can ever cheat on you!!!!!!" Nice Girls have self-esteem issues and throw passive-aggressive fits on social media when they get rejected. Nice Girls believe that you can tell whether or not a girl has morals by looking at the size of her butt. Nice Girls are self-centered, jealous girls usually in their teenage years, but some occasionally last up until 30s. Others never grow out of their Nice Girl phase.
Nice Girl: "Ugh, why doesn't Brad notice me?! I'm super cute, obsessively loyal, and all I ever do is read books and play video games! I'm not like other girls, I'm special!!!"
Nice Girl: "Stacy is such a slut. I can't believe Luke turned me down for her! Her butt is so big, she probably doesn't even know how to keep her legs closed. Guys are so stupid."
Nice Girl: "Stacy is such a slut. I can't believe Luke turned me down for her! Her butt is so big, she probably doesn't even know how to keep her legs closed. Guys are so stupid."
by A Little Truth Shouldn't Hurt January 15, 2018
A deranged, poorly-planned attempt to seize power; particularly if an election does not turn out in your favor.
Disgraced attorney Rudy Giulianiโs face became drenched in sweat and hair dye as he invented evidence of widespread voter fraud during President Trumpโs clown coup.
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by Peach_emoji December 13, 2020
by TeenAg3rPROBLEMS666 September 22, 2017
A complete bitch who thinks she's better than anyone because she is a "Nice" Girl when in reality she's a horrible human being who tries to get people to pity her into dating her
Nice girl: oh I really like you we should go out.
Guy: sorry i'm already dating someone
Nice girl: OMG like I didn't even like you LOL your just some fat ass loser with a small dick.
Guy: Wtf I'm dating someone
Nice girl: I'm not like the other girls i can cook and clean and I'm not a whore, Fuck you.
Guy: sorry i'm already dating someone
Nice girl: OMG like I didn't even like you LOL your just some fat ass loser with a small dick.
Guy: Wtf I'm dating someone
Nice girl: I'm not like the other girls i can cook and clean and I'm not a whore, Fuck you.
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by Luna the thot slayer February 27, 2019
the kind of girl you could take home to mom, but won't because it's easier to sleep with a whore than foster a relationship.
- hey, i heard she was a nice girl. should i go out with her?
- no way man. go for the whore.
- you're right man. what was i thinking?
- no way man. go for the whore.
- you're right man. what was i thinking?
by the nice girl May 03, 2005
by sweet young girl July 03, 2013
Jan 20 trending
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