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NiFi is the abbreviation for the German term 'Nicht-Ficker'. It literally translates to 'non fucker' and stands for a person (usually a guy) who doesn't have sex.

NiFis tend to be highly frustrated and attribute their lack of sex to circumstances not under their influence (preferably related to society or unfair female mating preferences but sometimes also their genetics).

NiFis do overlap with other social groups like Incels. Tho NiFis do not exclude them from sexual experience voluntarily but by a lack of success in getting laid.

Moreover, in their strong attribution of a lack success in dating and sex to external circumstances they do overlap with the 'red pill' movement.

Both groups have in common that by attributing their lack of success to aspects not under their influence cognitive dissonance is being avoided. Moreover, the external attribution serves as a lever to avoid taking action and change something about their life facilitating a passive approach similar to the clinical phenomenon of learned helplessness.
Peter: I haven't had sex in ages
Chad: dude, you're such a NiFi
NiFi by AlphaChadDaBoss July 31, 2019
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Mega-nificent 

This term refers to the god of "magnificent". If something is so truly amazing that magnificent can't and won't describe it....it has to simply be "Mega-Nificent".
I just had the best sex of my life...i can't describe it. It was Mega-nificent.

I just crushed 12 beers and 7 jager shots. I feel Mega-nificent.
Mega-nificent by Jay Kohan January 11, 2011
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Nifish, Nifish Plockoff.
Righte i'm herman
Nifish by Bartholomew November 3, 2004

Swag-nificent 

(Swag-nih-fuh-sent) adj.
1. describes someone who keeps their Swag on 24/7.
Vince Tucson is always Swag-nificent
Swag-nificent by Spartan'Abs October 18, 2010
A subgenre of Science Fiction (Sci-Fi) consisting largely of "near-future" science fiction films made in the 1990s. Shares significant overlap with cyberpunk but is somewhat more broad and mainstream. The films are the product of the recognition of the '90s populace that the digital future was coming, but the means of portraying that future onscreen were largely analog. CRT monitors everywhere, use of tapes, ubiquitous bright colors, and a conspicuous lack of the amount of film filtering and CGI that permeates 2000's sci fi films.
The Lawmower Man 2's future full of CRT monitors and crappy bluescreen work gave it a real Ni-Fi mood.
Ni-Fi by TheScott2K January 13, 2008

man-nificent

Used by one man to describe (in a way that borders but does not cross the line of homo-sexuality) another man or act which exemplifies the magnificence of being overtly macho or manly.

Commonly used by the bros to show some no-homo style man love to each other without getting too touchy feely.
That Chuck Norris is so damn man-nificent.

or

That meat you just smoked was man-nificent.
Hey dude, did you nifish your homework?
nifish by that oan June 23, 2018