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Nexiosus
A rare disease in which, the affected may find themselves defecating Nexon game cards.
The cause of this is still unknown, but scientists believe that it may be caught by playing so much MapleStory, to the point that so much more NX cash is needed that the body adapts itself into creating plastic squares with valid NX codes.
In the beginning stages of this horrible disease, a player may find themselves holding a credit card in their parent's name and a chat box on MapleStory filled with pink messages they created for attention.
Often times, the player will not remember the incident.
In the second stage, the player will start buying equips for real life cash. Lots of expensive equips. Sometimes their aunts will shun them.
In the third and final stage of Nexiosus, the victim may notice intense pain coming from the rectum, where they will realize they are defecating a large blue or green square of plastic. This problem may or may not reoccur.
The treatment is simple, Stop playing MapleStory. But for some reason patients tend to play MORE when this disease is fully developed, it appears that they obtain a type of "High" or, sexual pleasure from continuing this process. You may ask yourself the question: "WTF?” But don't worry, WTF is a pretty damn good way to react.
The cause of this is still unknown, but scientists believe that it may be caught by playing so much MapleStory, to the point that so much more NX cash is needed that the body adapts itself into creating plastic squares with valid NX codes.
In the beginning stages of this horrible disease, a player may find themselves holding a credit card in their parent's name and a chat box on MapleStory filled with pink messages they created for attention.
Often times, the player will not remember the incident.
In the second stage, the player will start buying equips for real life cash. Lots of expensive equips. Sometimes their aunts will shun them.
In the third and final stage of Nexiosus, the victim may notice intense pain coming from the rectum, where they will realize they are defecating a large blue or green square of plastic. This problem may or may not reoccur.
The treatment is simple, Stop playing MapleStory. But for some reason patients tend to play MORE when this disease is fully developed, it appears that they obtain a type of "High" or, sexual pleasure from continuing this process. You may ask yourself the question: "WTF?” But don't worry, WTF is a pretty damn good way to react.
Nexcore
Nexcore person: *punchs friend*
Friend: ow wtf dude
Nexcore person: Sorry, but you were not paying attention to me
Friend: Bitch that was so nexcore
Friend: ow wtf dude
Nexcore person: Sorry, but you were not paying attention to me
Friend: Bitch that was so nexcore
Nexcore by pasta di ligma October 27, 2022
nexion
In the metaphysical system put forth by David Myatt and incorporated into several philosophies, a nexion is defined as a connection, bridge or nexus between the "causal" and "acausal" realms, through which "acausal energy" may be "presenced" in the "causal" realm.
In a mythological sense, a nexion is a literal "Star Gate" through which one may pass into the "acausal" realm. Practically, a nexion may take the form of an individual human being or other life form, or a group of people dedicated to the purpose.
In a mythological sense, a nexion is a literal "Star Gate" through which one may pass into the "acausal" realm. Practically, a nexion may take the form of an individual human being or other life form, or a group of people dedicated to the purpose.
"The Numinous Way conceives of an individual as a nexion - as one, causal, connexion between the life that exists in the causal and the life, the beings, the energy, that exist in the acausal."
"In respect of the ONA itself, we are a living nexion - a causal presencing of the Sinister, of certain acausal energies..."
"In respect of the ONA itself, we are a living nexion - a causal presencing of the Sinister, of certain acausal energies..."
nexion by MindExplorer September 5, 2011
NEXCOM
Noun: A horrific place of eternal pain, operated by mindless demons who torment the innocent. Usually referenced as "sub-Hell", minons continuously relocate occupants, reschedule their lives, and make them fill out mass quantities of paperwork.
Verb: The act of being sodomized at 2am on a weekend when the piece of software you fought against fails and you have to come in to fix it, knowing that on Monday morning you will be questioned as to why it failed and you will not be able to state the truth; that it's a piece of excrement and the company that wrote it should be marched out and gang raped.
Verb: The act of being sodomized at 2am on a weekend when the piece of software you fought against fails and you have to come in to fix it, knowing that on Monday morning you will be questioned as to why it failed and you will not be able to state the truth; that it's a piece of excrement and the company that wrote it should be marched out and gang raped.
Noun: "Some people believe in Hell, but I think if you're really evil you could even end up in Nexcom"
Verb: "HELP...POLICE...I'm being NEXCOMED! Bring lots of Vaseline!!!
Verb: "HELP...POLICE...I'm being NEXCOMED! Bring lots of Vaseline!!!
NEXCOM by Hugh G. Rection (esq.) February 15, 2006
Neico
A beautiful male ,Who dominates in all he does . Very strong minded , smart , and desire able . Great in bed too!
Neico by Born killer June 10, 2014
Nexican
Some next mexican shit.
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.