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NOSTRALIA 

Huge penis. Usually a dick so big that you can't wear shorts with out your NOSTRALIA hanging out.
Don't let beau hit you in the NOSTRALIA
NOSTRALIA by Nostralia January 9, 2015

newstalgia 

the love of old things from the past revived in what designers call 'the contemorary classic' from cars to TV shows.
also has many synonyms popping alongside like , newtro 'new retro'..among many more.
That Seventies' Show is a prime example of newstalgia.
newstalgia by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Newstalgia 

When something completely new makes you feel nostalgia for something older.
dude, A Hat in Time makes me feel so much Newstalgia over Mario Sunshine.
Newstalgia by Robot_Thiccn January 5, 2018

Newstalgia 

new·stal·gia
/noun/

1. A feeling of sentimental longing or wistful affection for the past, typically for a period or place with happy personal associations brought upon by something entirety new.

2. When a new thing makes makes you nostalgic about an old thing due to the similarities they share.
"Playing 'A Hat In Time' gives me such a feeling of newstalgia!"
Newstalgia by R4nD0ML4dY69 January 1, 2019

Nostralia 

A physical condition whereby the insides of a person's huge nostrils are visible merely by looking at them head on; there is no need to bend down to look at them from below. Specifically, said person is possessed of two large nostrills, not unlike the continent/nation of Australia.
I totally was digging that chick I met on-line until she showed up at the bar sporting a severe case of nostralia that wasn't visible in her profile photo. I could see all the way up to her brain without tilting my head a bit. The good news was that I could see she wasn't harboring any boogers.
Nostralia by Lazarus727 December 3, 2010

Newstalgia 

Same as Nostalgia, but for new things.

Things that feel familiar to you even tho they have no roots.
A: "Man this game hits me right in the childhood."
B: "Isn't that a recent game?"
A: "It's Newstalgia man."
Newstalgia by CryptoHighwind May 3, 2018
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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