Newmanned

1.) another word for getting screwed. 2.)when you say you will give someone a ride then as they they are trying to get in you lock the door and drive off. 3.)being stupid

1.) i got newmanned at the store when they double charged my card. 2.) dave said he would give me a ride but drove off when i was about to open the door i got newmanned. 3.) i had a perfect hand in spades but i didnt know how to use it. i newmanned my hand

Newmanned by ginger midget August 15, 2010

Newmanned

Getting absolutely off your face drunk to the point you get carried away in an ambulance.

Last night was crazy! I heard you got Newmanned!

Newmanned by Lengaf April 22, 2023

Cathy Newmanned 

verb.
When a person twists the words of what another is saying to suit their own ideological narrative and to make said other person seem sexist, misogynistic, homophobic, Islamaphobic, etc. While starting the their rebuttal with "so you were saying."

I told her that I like Coca Cola and she Cathy Newmanned me by telling me I love Coca Cola Death Squads.

Cathy Newmanned by Grey the Traitor January 31, 2018

Newmanning

verb

1.
Deliberately misunderstanding an interlocutor, in bad faith, with the intention of mischaracterizing said interlocutor’s position in order to morally impugn her/him

2.

Misrepresenting a given position of an interlocutor and committing her/him more to bizarre and/or morally reprehensible ones.

(Esp. if the given position is a descriptive one, and it is misrepresented as a prescriptive one)

3.
After an interlocutor has taken a given position (as indicated by an action, set of actions, part of a statement, a statement, and/or a set of statements), prefacing with an indicator that the following mischaracterization is in fact an accurate representation of the position (e.g. "so, what you're saying is..."), and them misrepresenting the position, esp. when a neutral descriptive position is misrepresented as a bizarre and/or reprehensible prescriptive position.

Variants:

Newmaning

Related terms:
Straw-man Strawman Strawmanning Straw-manning Mischaracterization Mischaracterizing Misrepresentation Misrepresenting Logical fallacy Logical fallacies Sophistry Lies Lying Pilpul Jordan Peterson SJW Frame Ideologue

1
C:
"So you're saying"
*Bad faith misunderstanding*
"in your research,women are unhappy"
*mischaracterizing*
"dominating men"
*morally impugning(J's SexRel descriptions as vulgar D/s prescriptions)*
J:
Newman!

2

W:
Here:a pic of you with a Pepe flag;Pepe is called a hate symbol by the Left
J:
You're a.deliberately misunderstanding what Pepe is & what it stands for,b.mischaracterizing me as shamefully complicit in,or ignorant of what what you think Pepe really means&overstating the judgement of the Left;&c.morally impugning me implying I support hate:ergo Newmanning

3
P:

Anti-"Chain Migrant"(CM) Conservatives want to remove from Americans the right to sponsor family
S:
The more American your family is,the less you possess "right" to sponsor CM.There's a net negative impact from a "right" to sponsor CM, including nepotism.
P:
So,your concept of 'real' Americans is those who aren't immigrants or their families.Only Natives apply.Racist

S:
Think before castigating.If you're a US citizen but your family members aren't,you get to sponsor them as CM.If they're Americans,however,you don't have any privilege to sponsor CM. When you say"So,your concept of",it's to preface a deliberate bad-faith misunderstanding,equivalent to"what you're saying is"; when you say"your concept of 'real' Americans is those who aren't immigrants or their families.Only Natives apply",it's mischaracterizing my position; when you say"Racist", it's to morally impugn me:you Newmanner

Newmanning by NewmannerExtraordinaire February 7, 2018

Newmanized

an indiscribable feeling of hate, frustation, anger, and distrust of a person due to their actions in a relationship. A man is more often the newmanizer in a relationship, but on occasion women have been known to newmanize a man. Lying and unfaithfulness are common forms of newmanization. Usually used to describe a "player".

The girl was so newmanized when she found out that her ex-boyfriend was such an indiscribale liar.

Newmanized by Lauren Steven March 27, 2008

Neumaned 

When you steal someone else’s creative content without giving credit to the original creator

Damn, bro, my TikTok vid just got Neumaned :(

Neumaned by Hoggytok April 12, 2021

newmaned

Flipping and then being hit on the drivers side door Coming from Ryan Newmans 2020 Daytona 500 wreck

"Did you hear the Jimmy got newmaned last night?"

newmaned by Stalingrad_96337822827 February 11, 2021