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anyone who's BOTH new AND stupid.
jim: wow, he joined in 2013. newbag.

bob: is he stupid?

jim: not really

bob: he's not a newbag then
newbag by #Dirt#Piper# October 11, 2013
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Newballing it 

Named for the man that employs this strategy the most, this is a method of salesmanship that involves burning through sales prospect after sales prospect without much respect for the sales process. This method does not require spending much time with the customer, so it's very efficient.

Disclaimer: This method is not very effective, and does not have a high closing percentage.
Gosh, Frank, you're really burning through the ups today!

I know, right?! But at least I got this guy on a test drive! It's not like I'm Newballing it!

That's true, hahahaha!
Newballing it by Meatbag79 September 13, 2016
Nebah is the most beautiful awesome person who has ever lived. Even if she says she hates something you like, she will slowly fall in love with it. She first comes off as a kind open person but ends up being a leather jacket obsessed introvert who loves children's cartoons and reading everything she can get her hands on. Plus she is the type of person to fangirl with you and hate on other fandoms with you. She will convert to any fandom and she will hate specific book characters with you.
"Nebah, why are you so smart?"
- everyone in fifth grade class
nebah by Fangirling 101 May 9, 2018

newballed 

when a male gets blueballed not because his ladyfriend is in his head or playing hard to get, put purely due to lack of experience, i.e. she has no idea what the fuck she's doing down there.
Bro #1: Bro, how was your night last night? I saw you making out with that chick...

Bro #2: Bro. I got newballed. She tried, but she was just clueless, so I told her to stop. I think she's a virgin or some shit.

Bro #1: What a newb. I'm so sorry, bro.

Bro #2, sadly: Yeah.
newballed by newballer August 25, 2011

newbaroque 

Servant to the most magnificent shiba inu Tokjo. Known for giving treats to Tokjo, they are also rumored to be able to play the violin.
“I heard that newbaroque can play the violin. Do you believe that?”
“Probably not but I heard that his dog is adorable”
newbaroque by emojichildkay April 26, 2022

Newbacca 

The moment in a young man's life when he realizes that he has amassed a sudden increase in body hair. Usually in unfortunate areas.
Johnny: "I woke up this morning and found hair growing on my shoulders!"
Frank: "Dude, you're a Newbacca - GRRAAAHHH!"
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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