Newbah 

A newbah is someone who is really noobish in their life. Newbah is often said when the noob is annoying or did something very noob like.

Go home Lil' Newbah!

Newbah by 1u1u April 10, 2010

newbag 

anyone who's BOTH new AND stupid.

jim: wow, he joined in 2013. newbag.

bob: is he stupid?

jim: not really

bob: he's not a newbag then

newbag by #Dirt#Piper# October 11, 2013

Newballing it 

Named for the man that employs this strategy the most, this is a method of salesmanship that involves burning through sales prospect after sales prospect without much respect for the sales process. This method does not require spending much time with the customer, so it's very efficient.

Disclaimer: This method is not very effective, and does not have a high closing percentage.

Gosh, Frank, you're really burning through the ups today!

I know, right?! But at least I got this guy on a test drive! It's not like I'm Newballing it!

That's true, hahahaha!

Newballing it by Meatbag79 September 13, 2016

nebah

Nebah is the most beautiful awesome person who has ever lived. Even if she says she hates something you like, she will slowly fall in love with it. She first comes off as a kind open person but ends up being a leather jacket obsessed introvert who loves children's cartoons and reading everything she can get her hands on. Plus she is the type of person to fangirl with you and hate on other fandoms with you. She will convert to any fandom and she will hate specific book characters with you.

"Nebah, why are you so smart?"
- everyone in fifth grade class

nebah by Fangirling 101 May 9, 2018

newballed 

when a male gets blueballed not because his ladyfriend is in his head or playing hard to get, put purely due to lack of experience, i.e. she has no idea what the fuck she's doing down there.

Bro #1: Bro, how was your night last night? I saw you making out with that chick...

Bro #2: Bro. I got newballed. She tried, but she was just clueless, so I told her to stop. I think she's a virgin or some shit.

Bro #1: What a newb. I'm so sorry, bro.

Bro #2, sadly: Yeah.

newballed by newballer August 25, 2011

newbaroque 

Servant to the most magnificent shiba inu Tokjo. Known for giving treats to Tokjo, they are also rumored to be able to play the violin.

“I heard that newbaroque can play the violin. Do you believe that?”
“Probably not but I heard that his dog is adorable”

newbaroque by emojichildkay April 26, 2022

Newbacca 

The moment in a young man's life when he realizes that he has amassed a sudden increase in body hair. Usually in unfortunate areas.

Johnny: "I woke up this morning and found hair growing on my shoulders!"
Frank: "Dude, you're a Newbacca - GRRAAAHHH!"

Newbacca by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009