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New Jersy 

A : where do u live dude??
B : in a shit hole!
A : ohh i see, New jersy!!
New Jersy by L.W.H September 14, 2009
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new jersy 

a tiny little part of new york that thinks its a state (but its realy not)
dude 1 "new jersy is not a state ,and nomater how much we argue its still not a state"

dude 2 "fine, ass hole its not a state"
new jersy by evil girl August 9, 2007

new jersy meat hook

When a guy is screwing another guy or girl, he proceeds to stick his hand up his or her ass then grabs her tail bone. Was created at the University of New Jersy. Hence, New Jersy Meat Hook.
That bitch can no longer feel her toes because i snapped her tail bone last night applying the Jew Jersy Meat Hook.
new jersy meat hook by Bo Janngles August 31, 2003

new jersy/ jersy

The garbage dump where all the anoying crack pots come from. The state is shaped like the crap i just made.
Man: (talking to another man) Polution is the the solution.
Another Man: (thinking) he must be from jersy.
new jersy/ jersy by bob June 22, 2006

New Jeresy Turnpike 

When you shit into someone else's ass through a tube.
Dude 1: I gave my girl the New Jeresy Turnpike last night.

Dude 2: Ewwww What the fuck is wrong with you man?

New jearsy 

land of the fags
Hey is that sarah. She seems nice

Nah she's from new Jersey

People from new jearsy are hoes

New jearsy means land of the hoes
New jearsy by Lundqvist February 9, 2019

New Jeresy 

''I used to live in New JERESY!''
New Jeresy by BoomGun January 22, 2021
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Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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me : look at you all sad & shit
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Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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