New Dick

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When a woman leaves a man that she’s been with awhile,for a new one.

“Hey,Barbara!”....”Is that your new dick that you’re dicking down?”...”Yes,it is!”.

New Dick by jim6471 October 6, 2020

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New man

I got a new dick in not worried about nothing old

new dick by Wow girly April 11, 2020

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New dick January

After destroy dick December and you need a new dick for new New year's

I'm going to need a new dick for New dick January after destroy dick December

New dick January by Ryan341 November 18, 2018

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New Dick Syndrome (NDS)

Phenomenon when a guy comes into a new environment i.e. a new school or visiting a new town and all of the local women throw themselves at him sexually as a way of marking their own territory.

I love meeting girls when I'm away on vacation, they all seem to go through New Dick Syndrome (NDS)

New Dick Syndrome (NDS) by aaronp12 April 29, 2011

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New dick energy (NDE)

Kind of like reiki or chakra cleansing, but with a new dick that clears negative energy from your life. Often when you get it, ex lovers slide into your DMs, as they can feel that their energetic cord is cut by the NDE.

"I'm so caught up in this fuck boi, I need some new dick energy (NDE)"
"The world is a much brighter place since I got that new dick energy (NDE)"

New dick energy (NDE) by five_cent_hussy April 11, 2021

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New Delhi Dick Burrito

A moment for when you get hit on by a group of Indian girls.

Man, my friend doesn't even talk to me during school anymore because he's got his brown ass in a New Delhi Dick Burrito.

New Delhi Dick Burrito by matthewhernandez1999 May 19, 2015

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A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ

When someone takes a cock and shoves it so far up your ass your body recognizes it as a new organ.

Dude 1: I read the book A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ.\
Dude 2: Yeah man A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ is a good book

A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ by Senapi April 21, 2021

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fauxstalgia

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.

Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020

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