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Netflixobia 

Fear of others discovering the content of your Netflix queue.
Cause of the affliction is typically: 1)the presence of movies you'd never be caught dead seeing in the theaters but which you're secretly dieing to see, such as movies starring Amanda Bynes or movies based on Nicolas Sparks novels; 2) presence of classic movies like Star Wars or The Godfather, which you have never seen, and will be publicly reprimanded for having missed; 3) presence of all 7 seasons of Hercules: The Legendary Adventures
Girl 1: "I had to close my browser immediately so the cute guy in my office couldn't see that I added "She's the Man" to my queue."
Girl 2: "Sounds like a bad case of Netflixobia."
Netflixobia by greatkate January 30, 2009
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Netflixiate 

To consume all of the oxygen present in one's immediate vicinity as a result of watching copious amounts of Netflix, thus resulting in the watcher's asphyxiation.
1. Holy shit! I think Dan was Netflixiated. Whatever, he brought it upon himself.

2. Be careful with that Netflix, it's addicting, you may Netflixiate yourself
Netflixiate by dazedbruce_420 March 16, 2011

Netflixia Dramaticus Interruptus 

The condition in which your film streaming service loses internet connectivity at precisely the most dramatic moment of a scene.
"I was watching Bronson and right as Tom Hardy lunged for the prison guards the movie suffered from Netflixia Dramaticus Interruptus."

Netflixomnia 

The inability to sleep because of watching NETFLIX
🔥 New shows and movies on NETFLIX cause me to have NETFLIXOMNIA

netflixosaurus 

Noun;(nēt-flīks-ösaurus); A person/creature who displays habits of extreme Netflix bingeing sessions lasting generally more than 10 hours, is primarily nocturnal, and knows all of the best shows available on Netflix.

Primary foods: Popcorn, Icecream, Bones, chicken wings
Mark is such a netflixosaurus! The new season of "House of Cards" came out yesterday and he has already seen all of it!
netflixosaurus by Boydardi February 6, 2017

Netflixia 

A violently wide spreading condition that affects billions around the world as they uncontrollably use the media broadcasting service Netflix

Side effects include
1.Disconnection from Peers
2.Gain in Weight
3.Vitamin D Deficiency
4.Rise In Internet Bill
5. Approaching Death
Dalton: Joe! where the hell have you been i haven't seen you in a week
Joe: I got netflixia from watching Orange Is The New Black
Netflixia by Waffleking72 August 27, 2015

Netflixian 

Some one who watches a lot of Netflix.
Oh that girl Vivian is always watching netflix, shes become obsessed... I guess you could say she’s a netflixian

Omg I can’t stop being a Netflixian someone take the remote.

Umm are you putting Stan on? You better not.. I want Netflix or nothing.
Netflixian by RnayEss February 13, 2019