Netflixia 

A violently wide spreading condition that affects billions around the world as they uncontrollably use the media broadcasting service Netflix

Side effects include
1.Disconnection from Peers
2.Gain in Weight
3.Vitamin D Deficiency
4.Rise In Internet Bill
5. Approaching Death

Dalton: Joe! where the hell have you been i haven't seen you in a week
Joe: I got netflixia from watching Orange Is The New Black

Netflixia by Waffleking72 August 27, 2015

netflixia 

Netaflixia; a self-diagnosed non-medical term to describe people who are addicted to the Netflix video streaming service.

Patient A was diagnosed by his friends to have a severe case of Netaflixia, in which he is unable to avoid use of the service, and may behave violently towards himself and/or others if the services continue to go unused for a long period of time. (normally one week) Netflixia

netflixia by Jordhamdam November 24, 2013

Netflixia 

Not being able to decide watch to watch on Netflix.

Jane spent 40 minutes browsing through Netflix but alas, a decision was never made. She had Netflixia and couldn't decide what to watch.

Netflixia by j72013 December 17, 2014

Netflixia 

A violently wide spreading condition that affects billions around the world as they uncontrollably use the media broadcasting service Netflix

Side effects include
1.Disconnection from Peers
2.Gain in Weight
3.Vitamin D Deficiency
4.Rise In Internet Bill
5. Approaching Death

Dalton: Joe! where the have you been i haven't seen you in a week
Joe: I got netflixia from watching Orange Is The New Black

Netflixia by Waffleking72 August 27, 2015

Netflixia Dramaticus Interruptus 

The condition in which your film streaming service loses internet connectivity at precisely the most dramatic moment of a scene.

"I was watching Bronson and right as Tom Hardy lunged for the prison guards the movie suffered from Netflixia Dramaticus Interruptus."

Netflixia Dramaticus Interruptus by LondonBridgeisFuckingDown September 27, 2011

Netflix Jail 

Netflix's irritating business practice where they release TV Anime series they Acquired/Co-Produced Internationally, months after its original run on Japanese TV and Netflix Japan instead of Simulcasting weekly.

Episodes of these shows are released on Netflix outside of Japan, either as a full season after its original run or in parts that are released over the following months.

While this release style is acceptable for Netflix's ONA (Original Net Anime) series, this release style causes fans to pirate these anime series on Illegal anime streaming sites during the show's original run on Japanese TV and Netflix Japan.

Notable Examples of TV Anime that were stuck in Netflix Jail: Carole and Tuesday, Beastars and Little Witch Academia.

Person 1: Hey Man, I can't wait for Great Pretender to come out on Netflix!!!
Person 2: Sorry man, but the show is in Netflix Jail. That means that you're gonna have to wait for the show to end in Japan to come out on Netflix.
Person 1: Dammit Netflix!!!!

Netflix Jail by DuwangKaizer June 2, 2020

Netflexing 

When someone doesn’t have Netflix and you flex on them that you have it

Jack: Stop netflexing on me

Netflexing by 9797363 May 19, 2019