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Netflixiate

To consume all of the oxygen present in one's immediate vicinity as a result of watching copious amounts of Netflix, thus resulting in the watcher's asphyxiation.
1. Holy shit! I think Dan was Netflixiated. Whatever, he brought it upon himself.

2. Be careful with that Netflix, it's addicting, you may Netflixiate yourself
by dazedbruce_420 March 16, 2011
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Netflixated

A condition in which the afflicted person doesn't watch any programming that isn't on the video-on-demand service Netflix to the exclusion of all other video-on-demand services.

This could be due to economical reasons or simply a personal preference.
Alex is Netflixated; if it's not on Netflix, Alex won't watch it so don't even bother suggesting it!

Unaffected Person: Did you see (insert the name of the show)?
Netflixated Person: Is it on Netflix?

I get so frustrated with people who are Netflixated because they can't discuss anything that isn't on Netflix!

Don't talk about (insert name of show) or you'll spoil it for me because I'm Netflixated and I've only seen seasons 1-4 since that's all Netflix has.

Unaffected Person: Thanks for recommending (insert name of obscure show)--I loved it! How did you find it?
Netflixated Person: Oh, no problem. I'm Netflixated and know about all kinds of interesting programs deep in the bowels of Netflix.
by TeaInTheMoment February 24, 2018
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netflixistential crisis

When you binge watch five or more seasons of a TV show which is no longer on the air, and question the very foundations of your life when the series is finally over.

A deep feeling of futility and depression.
"Louise why have you been laying motionless in bed for five hours."

"I finished the final season of Desperate Housewives and now I am having a netflixistential crisis"
by ymraehtnioj May 14, 2014
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Netflixitarian

When someone watches a food documentary on Netflix and all of a sudden changes everything they eat.
James watched a Netflix food documentary last night and has only eaten leaves this week. He is therefore a Netflixitarian.
by Dj LibriL August 28, 2017
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Netflixia Dramaticus Interruptus

The condition in which your film streaming service loses internet connectivity at precisely the most dramatic moment of a scene.
"I was watching Bronson and right as Tom Hardy lunged for the prison guards the movie suffered from Netflixia Dramaticus Interruptus."
by LondonBridgeisFuckingDown September 27, 2011
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Netflixation

A vacation spent on the couch binge-watching Netflix for multiple days.
Joe took a few days off work to take a netflixation.
by beatmatt September 17, 2014
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Netflixcted

One who is addicted and on a binge viewing an online series or set of episodes from beginning to end without stop.
Forget about asking Felicia to join us 'cause she's Netflixcted to "Real Housewives" online for the foreseeable future.
by SeanDogg21 January 6, 2014
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