Nertzed

When you ejaculate and shart at the same time.

I knew I shouldn’t have had Taco Bell before seeing my girlfriend. I nertzed all over her sheets and she broke up with me.

by Bolke October 25, 2020

nerzed

Getting "electrocuted with static electricity" (zapped) by a nerd.

I got nerzed by Billy-Bob because of the **** wool.

by Miguel Banks May 8, 2006

Nerted

Being overcome with a wave of geeky pleasure, causing one to ejaculate seminal fluid. This is not the same as nerdgasming, as it only applies to men, as only they can “bust a nut” so to speak.

When I saw Wonder Woman I nerted all over my laptop.

by cuckboy999 December 14, 2017